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Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation: Photo Gallery

Jillian Madison — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:15:43 +0000

For some reason, Food Network loves airing reruns of the unintentionally hilarious “Rachael Ray’s Hawaiian Vacation.” Rachael packed some hideous outfits, John packed some hideous fedoras, and by time they were done filming, poor Oahu didn’t know what hit it.

This recap wouldn’t be complete without some video of Rachael’s husband John Cusimano pretending he knows how to ride a motorcycle. . Earth to John: If you need to use both of your feet to turn your motorcycle, maybe you should stick to taxis or a good old fashioned rickshaw:

John Cusimano has no idea how to drive a motorcycle from pophangover on Vimeo.

Rachael Ray Coins Annoying New Word

Jillian Madison — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:06:36 +0000

SAMMIE, CHOUP, and DELISH are so 2011. It’s 2012, and Rachael Ray’s got a new catchphrase!

In a quote from the New York Post discussing her horrific new “celebrity” cooking show, Rachael said:

Going in, I knew that Cheech and LDP were good cooks, but a lot of them just wanted to become better at working with food and consider themselves foodies because they are eaties… they eat a lot.

Congratulations to Rachael Ray for finally managing to find word more annoying than “foodies.”

(photo/tip via Eater)

Rachael Ray Clearly Doesn’t Understand Her Own Show

Jillian Madison — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:30:44 +0000

-submitted by Drew

Two New Food Network Shows

FNH Guest Blogger — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:30:04 +0000

Heads up, FNH: keep your eyes peeled for two brand new Food Network shows, which will be premiering any time now:

[images created by FNH reader Mark]

30 Minute Meals – Closed Captioned

Jillian Madison — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:16:50 +0000