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Things Not To Say While Holding A Cucumber, Part 1
(Thanks for submitting the screen grab, Cindy!)
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A Sensual Reading of Alex Guarnaschelli’s Tweets: Part 2
If you follow @guarnaschelli on Twitter, you know the woman’s descriptive food tweets border on porn. And thus, the idea for this feature was born. We originally recorded the audio for the Food Network Humor Podcast, but here’s part 2 again – set to video – for those who may have missed it. Enjoy!
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VIDEO: A Sensual Reading Of Alex Guarnaschelli’s Tweets
If you follow @guarnaschelli on Twitter, you know the woman’s descriptive food tweets border on soft porn. And thus, the idea for this feature was born. We originally recorded the audio for the Food Network Humor Podcast, but here it is again – set to video – for those who may have missed it. Enjoy!
Alex Guarnaschelli, Twitter Conversations »
A Heartwarming Selection Of Alex Guaranschelli’s Most Fattening Tweets
If you follow Alex Guarnaschelli on Twitter, you know she talks about food. A lot. And she doesn’t just say, “I want some roast beef today.” Ohhhh no. She says, “I want roast beef studded w/ green & black peppercorns, crust on outside, pink in the middle, w/ drippings & roasted potatoes w/ rosemary.”
And now, for your viewing pleasure, here’s a heartwarming little selection of Alex’s most fattening tweets:
Alex Guarnaschelli, General: Food Network »
Alex Guarnaschelli’s Fish en Papillote en 8 MILES OF TIN FOIL
Alex Guarnaschelli made fish en papillote on this weekend’s episode of Alex’s Day Off, and I swear to God, the woman used enough aluminum foil to stretch from Earth to the moon 17 times:
Look at the size of that thing. That’s not a pouch, it’s an airline pillow!
When she cut it open, the thing was filled with more hot air than Susie Fogelson. Why did she use so much? She was cooking a 6-oz piece of fish, not the shark from JAWS.
Why, with all that extra aluminum foil, Alex could have…
Maybe next time, Alex. The chickens are waiting.
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