Archives for "March, 2011"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st March 2011
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3rd SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE: Guy Fieri Now Has His Own Line Of Sneakers

First thought upon seeing this picture: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Second thought upon seeing this picture: A TRI-COLORED SNEAKER WITH A SKULL? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE. Third thought upon seeing this picture: WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, WOULD WEAR THESE? What sort of clueless, desperate, overweight toolbag douche would [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st March 2011
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Worst Restaurant Names In The World (Part 2, 25 pics)

Since there’s absolutely NOTHING interesting going on in the world of food today, let’s take a look at 25 more restaurants with hilariously awful names! (Part 1 can be found here)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th March 2011
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NY Mag Paints Sandra Lee As A Manipulative Control Freak

Sandra Lee was featured in NY Mag this week. If you have 12 years to spare, head on over to their website and read the 9-billion word, 8-page write up for yourself. If not, allow me to break it down for you: PAGE ONE told the story of how Sandra Lee used the NY Mag [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th March 2011
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BREAKING NEWS: Press Release From Food Network

Following Ina Garten’s “too busy” to cook dinner for a seriously ill child gaffe, the network has requested that all of the celebrity chefs create charities to enhance their likeability. It’s a win-win; the chefs’ audiences would grow because they appear to care about the rubes watching their stale shows, and it is a perfect [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th March 2011
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Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Rachael Ray’s Ham Steaks

Looking for something special to cook for Easter this year? Then pay attention, because Rachael Ray’s HAM STEAK “RECIPE” is about to rock your world! I don’t know about you guys, but my life has been forever changed with the knowledge that I can heat my ham steak up in a skillet! Yay!!! That means [...]


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