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A Quick Reminder: THIS IS WHAT RACHAEL RAY USED TO LOOK LIKE
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If you really want to scare us, post a set of side by side, then and now pics. Before Botox (and whatever else she’s done to herself) and after, when she’s just a little arsenic white makeup away from being Mrs. Joker.
I thought Snooki from Jersey Shore was the one who made the poof famous.. but apparently rachel thought of it years ago!
Funny that you chose this particular episode. When it came on yesterday, I actually screamed and said to my husband, “Oh my God! Look at Rachel Ray!” Everything – the hair, the shirt – it was just AWFUL.
Before her eyebrows became frightened and tried to make a run for it…. and before the orange makeup.
I believe she highlighted her hair before she got married. I know it’s sad that I know that, but it’s true. She looked a lot better before she chopped off her hair, now that it’s grown out it looks like a case of bad extensions.
Actually she does use extensions now. Much prettier before the face work, the eyebrows, and the hair f*ckery.
Wow! Her eyebrows look much more natural this way.
Oh by the way, don’t do a Google search for “images” of Rachael. It brings up some pretty scary photos of her trying took sexy, what is up with that?
Probably the FHM shoot from 2003. Much better than now!! Looked more like snow white and less like the old witch.
That would be from the shoot she did for Maxim magazine a couple of years ago. I am ashamed to say, I still have the issue, because I thought she was kind of cute back then :/
Yeah what mojito said, is was for FHM not Maxim.
It was indeed FHM. And she was a slightly think hottie nobody knew of in that spread.
I miss those days.
I was just taken aback that she would have even done a photo shoot like this, especially since she is the girl next door, and I don’t feel that “celebrity chefs” really belong in this type of photo shoot. I don’t really need to see them half naked!
She did it because she is and always will be a faux celeb fame whore! Why doesn`t she just join the cast of Jersey Shore as their executive “chef”?
so funny, i saw this yesterday and had to do a double take. still, i think she looks cute in a goofy way.
Sadly, I noticed the same thing about Claire Robinson over the last couple of days, though not to the same crazy, plastic-y extent. Food Network Canada ran an early episode of 5 Ingredient Fix on the weekend, and just now ran a newer one-including Claire chowing down on a mildly porno-ized Churro. I fully agree with Jill, there really is a “whorification” of Ms. Robinson happening right in front of us.
When was the last time Rach was able to move her forehead?
Could they paralyze her mouth with Botox? Because then I might watch RR.
A quick reminder: Posting one obscure photo with one caption doesn’t equal funny.
Posting one sad attempt at criticism with one axe to grind does not equal an interesting comment.
Oh yes it does!
Oh Shit Brent-O, my comment went to the jerk, not you!
Oh, hi! Which member of the Aarti Aarmi are you again?
Actually, the photo of Rachael Ray was humor enough for me. If you don’t find it funny enough, feel free to submit a guest post of something funnier. We love guest posts.
Aart Aarmi? AHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!
AARTI AARMI! Classic! And yes one photo does equal humor. TO people who have a sense of humor. And a brain.
A quick reminder, if you don’t like the site – don’t come.
If you don’t like the post, scroll by it.
Not everything is supposed to be hilarious. I for one did find humor in the fact she used to be blonde.
Go away troll.
A quick reminder: Nobody likes a jackass.
If not funny (I’ll admit, I didn’t “lol” at this one…. which doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny to others, of course! :) ), it is, at the least, interesting. I’ve never seen an early picture of Ray-Ray like this. The blonde hair is a surprise.
Not every post is going to be some hilarious joke. I try to mix it up with informative and/or interesting bits as well.
She may look like this without her hair dyed or makeup on.
http://bit.ly/dwG5gU
Dammit Jerry, you skarred me with the photo of Guy, but I’ll go look anyways!
Ouch!
Acutally that link is kinda wrong, this is better. http://bit.ly/bixKmW
You are great at aging. I haven’t gotten that down yet. If you age a few more of them I’ll do a post about it.
Copy the face then paste right back on top as a new layer. On the new layer add some thin brown lines that follow the contour of the face, then blend them in some to smooth them. Then lower the transparency % until it makes them look old instead of having war paint on.
I can try to do some more at some point.
I did Guy Fieri and Melissa D’Arbian so far. Any requests? I’ll finish them later this week.
Oh nice! You should totally do Sandra Lee and Bobby Flay.
I especially like the “mini mullet” on top of her noggin’.
She used to be on one of our local TV stations here in Albany.
Was she ever good? NO
http://www.cbs6albany.com/sections/retro-rachael-ray/
That was so weird. She sounds like a completely different person.
Haha she has that Minnesota-middle-of-nowhere-Candian accent.
And LMAO at that kid. He was mortified!
Yeah her hard used to be blonde but she also used to look like a human instead of a crazy stepford wife! You need to put up a side by side of then and now.