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Congratulations, ANDREW Bourdain
Posted on July 8th 2010 by Jillian Madison

Breaking news: Anthony Bourdain was just nominated for an Emmy in the Writing for Nonfiction Programming category. Scripps, a company which apparently employs so many famous celebrities they can’t keep track of them all, sent out a Tweet congratulating someone by the name of ANDREW BOURDAIN.  Really, Scripps? The guy got nominated for an Emmy. Couldn’t you at least get his name right?

anthony bourdain andrew zimmern

Their Twitter writer must have confused Anthony Bourdain with his Travel Channel cohort, Andrew Zimmern. However, THIS is what happens when you put Anthony Bourdain’s face on Andrew Zimmern’s head. It ain’t pretty, folks.

anthony bourdain andrew zimmern

Congratulations, Anthony. And may you never shave your head. Ever.



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    38 Responses

  1. MsFoodie says:

    Another fine example of Scripps screwing the pooch. What a shocker!

  2. christellar says:

    OMG best photoshop ever!!! LOL
    Tony still looks hot with an egg head ahahahahahah

  3. If_Its_Funky_Ill_Find_It says:

    ***facepalm***

    What a bunch of dumbasses. Congratulations, Andy!

  4. Motzi Greps says:

    Oh no!!! The Scripps interns strike again! LMFAO!!!

  5. Goober says:

    Kinda looks like the bald fat dude on Pawn Stars.

  6. BOO says:

    Looks like DAS gotta job afterall!

  7. Teague says:

    Well done Andrew!!

  8. That “If they mated” mash up looks like Billy Zane in 20 years.

  9. Tim says:

    They probably forgot the show was even on the air, and had to scramble to get a congratulations out there.

  10. Chris says:

    Put a lightbulb in his mouth and he’s Uncle Fester. Oh wait, Zimmern just ate the light bulb…..

  11. Gypsy says:

    Battin’ a thousand, there Scripps.

  12. Lillian says:

    I would say something here about it being ridiculous the network not knowing his name even, but instead I can’t stop thinking DEAR GOD MAKE THE PHOTOSHOP ABOMINATION GO AWAY I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES.

  13. Roger says:

    OH Andy Bourdain: “Fuck you fucking fucks! Hey, this BP oil spill soaked nutria asshole is pretty tasty!”

  14. Nicky says:

    That’s terrifying!!

  15. Di says:

    Anthony
    Andrew
    all the same – in ‘special’ class
    name begins with “A” = all the same

    :(

  16. lone_shark says:

    The expression on his face looks like Andrew Bourdain is taking a Bizarre Shit.

  17. Fia says:

    Quick, somebody put Andrew’s face on Anthony’s body next!

  18. Jeremy says:

    WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

  19. That’s really sad. It’s not like his name is that hard to spell…..

  20. Mac says:

    *snerk*

  21. Di says:

    Travel Channel is obviously now traveling via the short bus

  22. CEQ says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like Kevin James in 20 years!

  23. Val says:

    Let’s just be grateful that Andrew and Tony’s lovechild wasn’t a girl…

  24. BCA says:

    Sort of disturbing. It’s amazing how little Scripps regards the people that work for them. All they care about is money. I’m surprised they didn’t write Anthmoney Bourdain. (Sorry, couldn’t resist the corny joke :) )

  25. jvwalt says:

    We’d also like to congratulate Ina DeLaurentiis for her nomination in the category “Most Likely to Throw a Dinner Party.”

  26. old unkajoe says:

    I’m pretty sure I’m in the minority here, but I can’t stand Bourdain. Smug and pretentious and overbearing.

  27. Food Fan says:

    Scripps is so stupid.

  28. Tyler says:

    Ugh, can’t stand either one of them. Anthony Bourdain has to be one of the most pompous asses on the face of the earth. And I lost all respect for Andrew after seeing an episode of his show where he acted just plain insulted and disgusted at having to eat vegan food. Seriously? Out of all the nasty and disgusting shit you eat, a hamburger made of out ground nuts and grains is gross to you? I’m not even a vegan (or even a vegetarian for that matter), and that still pissed me off.

    • lizzielove says:

      Why on earth are people so bothered by vegan food? I’m not vegan either, but my SIL is and has made some really nice vegan stuff to bring over to cocktail and dinner parties at my house. I’ve even had some really delicious raw foods, including raw vegan chocolate chip cookies once.

  29. scrippsemployee says:

    Believe me when I say whoever posted the Tweet is most likely fired. However, with all of Anthony’s previous bashes to the Food Network, I’m sure it’s a little bit of karma. I’m sure he wasn’t happy when he found out he’d be working for Scripps LOL! He’s an ass anyway. Oh yeah, and we at Scripps are not all idiots!

  30. [...] Food Network Humor theorized that Scripps mixed up Tony with Andrew Zimmern and showed what the result would look [...]

  31. Darryn says:

    Ugliest. Photoshop. EVAR!!!!!!!!

    Loves it!

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