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Congratulations, ANDREW Bourdain
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Breaking news: Anthony Bourdain was just nominated for an Emmy in the Writing for Nonfiction Programming category. Scripps, a company which apparently employs so many famous celebrities they can’t keep track of them all, sent out a Tweet congratulating someone by the name of ANDREW BOURDAIN. Really, Scripps? The guy got nominated for an Emmy. Couldn’t you at least get his name right?

Their Twitter writer must have confused Anthony Bourdain with his Travel Channel cohort, Andrew Zimmern. However, THIS is what happens when you put Anthony Bourdain’s face on Andrew Zimmern’s head. It ain’t pretty, folks.

Congratulations, Anthony. And may you never shave your head. Ever.
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38 Responses
Another fine example of Scripps screwing the pooch. What a shocker!
OMG best photoshop ever!!! LOL
Tony still looks hot with an egg head ahahahahahah
***facepalm***
What a bunch of dumbasses. Congratulations, Andy!
Oh no!!! The Scripps interns strike again! LMFAO!!!
Dolts.
Kinda looks like the bald fat dude on Pawn Stars.
Yes!!! Ahahahahahaaaaa! :)
Exactly what I thought when I first looked at it! LOL!!!!!!
Looks like DAS gotta job afterall!
Well done Andrew!!
That “If they mated” mash up looks like Billy Zane in 20 years.
My thoughts exactly.
They probably forgot the show was even on the air, and had to scramble to get a congratulations out there.
Put a lightbulb in his mouth and he’s Uncle Fester. Oh wait, Zimmern just ate the light bulb…..
Battin’ a thousand, there Scripps.
I would say something here about it being ridiculous the network not knowing his name even, but instead I can’t stop thinking DEAR GOD MAKE THE PHOTOSHOP ABOMINATION GO AWAY I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES.
OH Andy Bourdain: “Fuck you fucking fucks! Hey, this BP oil spill soaked nutria asshole is pretty tasty!”
That’s terrifying!!
Anthony
Andrew
all the same – in ‘special’ class
name begins with “A” = all the same
:(
The expression on his face looks like Andrew Bourdain is taking a Bizarre Shit.
Quick, somebody put Andrew’s face on Anthony’s body next!
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
That’s really sad. It’s not like his name is that hard to spell…..
I know. I could almost understand if they spelled his last name wrong. But seriously?
*snerk*
Travel Channel is obviously now traveling via the short bus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like Kevin James in 20 years!
Let’s just be grateful that Andrew and Tony’s lovechild wasn’t a girl…
Sort of disturbing. It’s amazing how little Scripps regards the people that work for them. All they care about is money. I’m surprised they didn’t write Anthmoney Bourdain. (Sorry, couldn’t resist the corny joke :) )
We’d also like to congratulate Ina DeLaurentiis for her nomination in the category “Most Likely to Throw a Dinner Party.”
I’m pretty sure I’m in the minority here, but I can’t stand Bourdain. Smug and pretentious and overbearing.
I’m there with ya.
Scripps is so stupid.
Ugh, can’t stand either one of them. Anthony Bourdain has to be one of the most pompous asses on the face of the earth. And I lost all respect for Andrew after seeing an episode of his show where he acted just plain insulted and disgusted at having to eat vegan food. Seriously? Out of all the nasty and disgusting shit you eat, a hamburger made of out ground nuts and grains is gross to you? I’m not even a vegan (or even a vegetarian for that matter), and that still pissed me off.
Why on earth are people so bothered by vegan food? I’m not vegan either, but my SIL is and has made some really nice vegan stuff to bring over to cocktail and dinner parties at my house. I’ve even had some really delicious raw foods, including raw vegan chocolate chip cookies once.
Believe me when I say whoever posted the Tweet is most likely fired. However, with all of Anthony’s previous bashes to the Food Network, I’m sure it’s a little bit of karma. I’m sure he wasn’t happy when he found out he’d be working for Scripps LOL! He’s an ass anyway. Oh yeah, and we at Scripps are not all idiots!
[...] Food Network Humor theorized that Scripps mixed up Tony with Andrew Zimmern and showed what the result would look [...]
Ugliest. Photoshop. EVAR!!!!!!!!
Loves it!