Archives for "July, 2010"

This just in from the land of the Food Network marketing machine: Rachael Ray just launched her very own line of  lunch totes. She thinks they’re “fun” because they’re shaped like vegetables. We, on the other hand, think they’re EFFING HIDEOUS. These nasty little things were first spotted by FNH reader Patti, who wrote in [...]

This guy was on her show today, and when he unveiled the portrait, she unenthusiastically mumbled, “not bad.” Really? “Not bad?” The guy made your head out of 6,000 CHEETOS. That’s equal parts fascinating and terrifying. Oh Rachael. So famous. So hard to impress these days.