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I don’t know who this person is, or why he felt the need to tattoo a creepy, big-headed portrait of Guy Fieri on his leg, but I’m afraid. Very afraid.
Here’s some video of the tattoo, to show you just how close Fieri’s oversized head is to this guy’s manhood:
I love diner food as much as the next girl, but no one (and I mean no one) needs Guy Fieri that close to their crotch.
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62 Responses
*shudder*
Is that owner of Hodad’s?
yup it is
and just when i was about to try out the triple-bypass bacon patty thing too
for shame
i just hope he was high as hell..gotta blame something
Wife of Hodad’s owner: “Can a tattoo be legal grounds for divorce?”
Attorney: “In this case, ma’am, I believe so. Yes”
(let’s just all be thankful the Hodad’s guy doesn’t go commando, eh?)
;-)
Sooo…Guy got a tattoo of himself?
I don’t blame the guy. Guy Fieri is a food god. I admire his food, and his personality and don’t see anything wrong with it.
Good one. Baby, you so crazy!
heehehehhehehhheeee heeheee
When does your detox end Dale ? Have they picked out a program for you ?
I’m praying that there is some sarcasm that I’m just not picking up on in that post, there, Dale.
Either that, or you mean all that nonsense. And if that’s so, Dale, I’ll be praying for your soul.
wow.
Dale, I had no idea that they allowed internet access to patients in insane asylums. I just learn something new everyday!
Guy!?! Is that YOU?????
Well no it’s just that I think this site can be too harsh on Guy. NAWH JK! You guys don;t don’t pick up on sarcasm haha. That guy’s a total TOOL!
Which one, the guy with that lame tattoo or Guy himself? At this point, it’s really a toss up.
Sorry Dale, but sarcasm doesn’t translate well to a text-only medium. Unless you add a *rolls eyes* or something similar.
Oh Sweet Jesusssss!
BAAAAhahahahaha!
Okay, someone gets drunk and high and gets the tattoo. But then you show it, and photograph it, and video it, instead of taking a cheese grater to your thigh, secretly, in the bathroom? That part I don’t get.
Ewww…hope that guy likes hepatitis ‘cuz having Guy that close to you is gonna do it. BLECH!!
I want to smack that dude with a flip-flop.
I would smack him with a Croc.
I love your name. Best ever, I think.
JFC. Our society. REALLY?! DUDE
Holy shit! It looks like Sophia!
After that pick, my schwanz is crying and hiding and hoping the Guy Fairy monster goes away!
Dammit!! This guy totally stole my thunder. Now I just feel silly with this “THATS SO MONEY” tattoo across my stomach!
Oh man , So I guess Flavor Town tattoo above my wives crotch wasn’t a good idea?
Eewww.
No.
and niether is “slama-jamma ding-dong” above yours.
LOL @ Lizzy!!!!!!!!
So, wait, Hairball, are you laughing AT me or WITH me? The wrong answer may just have me comfort-eating $23 brownies and going on an Aunt Sandy binge.
Oh I laughed instantly reading the lot of this.
This is quite possibly the funniest comments EVER!!! You guys are hysterical and made a VERY shitty day end with alot of laughter!!!
OMG! You guys are killing me! I am laughing my ass off!
What a freak!!
The word you’re looking for is “loser.” Ewww.
Could he have any less muscle tone?!
Ha!
I thought it was pretty accurate.
*ahem*….
WTF?!?!
I guess this mean’s Guy Fieri is no longer the biggest douche bag. That guy is.
Guess this guy is a douche in training and wanted the God Douche on his leg to remind him what he’s striving for.
Douche Jr.
Douche #2 even
They’re opening a new Hodad’s three blocks from my home, I’ll make sure to pass on it. Gross fattening garbage and a douche bag for a owner.
If he pulls down his boxers, you’ll see “OFF THE HOOK” tattooed in an arc just above his man-bush.
Most likely have a wig bullet scenario going on. Guys with puny pencil legs like that tend to get more masculine by getting inked up to clown level. Jackass loser.
Seems like oodles of tats and piercings is the new face of douche
The only thing more gay would be a tattoo of Ted Allen.
Bwa-hahahahahaaaaaaaaa.
Yikes!!
And the douche has that weird earring thing in his lobe – some sort of stretcher. Freak!
I actually saw a guy with stretchers in his ears that were so big his ears flapped when he moved his head. I just stared, fascinated. I think that’s taking it too far when your ears are moving with the wind.
I don’t mind slightly stretched earlobes, but really, they flapped when he moved his head? Ugh.
Yep. You could look at his head and know which direction the storm was coming in from. He’s gonna regret that, when his future kids look up at him and say, “Daddy, is Grandpa an elephant?”
I have no problem with body modifications, but yeah, you can go too far with a lot of that stuff. The thing with stretching the ear lobes is there’s no coming back from it once you’ve passed a certain point.
Oh look it’s a douche who had a douche tattooed on himself. -.-’
This is almost the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. That award goes to the chick I once met who had a tattoo of a naked woman (with really deformed nipples) receiving cunnilingus from a bat on her hooha. This crappy things comes a close second.
I saw a Twilight tattoo, once. IN PERSON! NOT as in, “ew, look at this picture of a Twilight tattoo!”. No, the old woman was standing in front of me with that Foot-Faced Weirdo peeking out at me.
Sadly I saw the bestiality themed tattoo in person as well. The lady who had it couldn’t wait to whip it out to show me.
I can’t imagine a grown woman getting a Twilight tattoo.
I just have to say I am laughing my ass off reading these comments. Oh man!