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Guy Fieri Finally Ends Up Where He Belongs
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[This is what happens when I'm bored and waiting
for my friends to finish shopping at Target]
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47 Responses
Ummm. Jillian? You are officially my new hero.
I wouldn’t pay $2.39 for that douche!
Yeah, but “somebody” did and was in that aisle.
Best. Picture. Ever.
HAHAHA! Next time I’m at the megamart.. I’m totally stealing this idea.
Here’s an idea for ya…how about putting a Sandra Lee dvd next to some Imodium A-D or Kaopectate, either one would work.
lol
Now THIS is funny!
That reminds me of the one I found at Walgreens: http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7825/sadouche.jpg
that one was great!
Really good! LOL
WOW! The Cardinals just lost their game and I was pretty upset, so I immediately came here to cheer up, and I’ll be damned if you didn’t disappoint! Thank you for that!
What’s different?
Too much of *that* douche may cause yeast infections. #justsayin’
Either type of “douche” may cause yeast infections, ha ha!
Even so I’d still rather have the Summer’s Eve near my hooha than Fieri.
Ugh, just a photo of Guy Ferry could transmit some sort of disease.
I do feel a sudden urge to vomit every time I see him.
Thanks for that, you got my hopes up he was dead or fired.
The first two have been clinically tested. I can’t say the same for the third.
I laughed so hard the BF came in to see what the deal was. Being a Fieri fan, he thought you were very mean. But he is slowly beginning to understand why he is on the FNH hit list.
“One of these things IS like the others…”
Never mind the photo, you have the best name I have ever seen.
Thanks!
Always be sure to use a GOOD name online :)
Jillian, did you leave it there on the shelf when you were done? lol
I so want to do this at Target now…
He wishes he could get that close to a virginia.
You could stick his fat fake Italian mug in the hairdye section too to warn off people. Why doesn’t someone whack this fucker ?
I just love it when Jillian gets bored! Good one!
He looks totally at home in the douche department. Love your sense of humor Jillian!
Well done, my friend. Kudos. Kudos.
The problem with this douche is you feel *dirtier* afterwards.
I agree. Anything “Guy” near the nether regions is just wrong!!! LOL!
Genius! ROTFL.
Perfect product placement!
That is so funny; I will be tempted to do this the next time I’m at the store. Keep me laughing!
Ha! that’s hilarious
I love how you call Guy Fe-eddy a douchebag on your blog. I do have one small problem with the comparison, however. Remember that a douche has a purpose.
Not really, douche is actually quite bad for you, so the comparison is quite accurate, as douche and Fieri are two things that should never be near a vagina.
Love it when you get such moments of inspiration, Jillian. Very, very funny.
Guy probably uses Summer’s Eve vinegarette on the salads at his McDouchle’s restaurants. Mmmmmm. ‘Lish.
I had a craving for a Big Mac before I read that. Thank you for sparing me.
Happy to help, Alex. Consider me your sponsor. Be strong!
I laughed so hard, I started to choke. That was so funny!! I have the perfect song for the commercial.
This is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen on FNH…and that’s saying something since I regularly LOL at the entries.
Brilliant, Jillian! :)
That’s was brilliant.! Thanks for a good laugh!
My name is Eve and I take offense at this. Kidding, but really, that product has always been the bane of my existence.
I must say I like the DDD show evn with Guy’s interesting ways. There is more than one Food Network show and host that should be washed away and flushed.
I was watching the Neelys the other night and I mentally changed the words they were saying. Mrs Neely: I have a pound of my dirty underwear here in this bowl. Mr. Neely lookng at it, eyes bulging out, smiling big, and eagerly licking his chops: Oooooo-weee baby !!! I bet they smell nice !!! Mrs. Neely smiling back at Mr. Neely: Now, let’s start making the sauce together honey…. They were doing something with pork actually. Many times their food looks good but their mannerisms cause nausea.
I could go on but I feel very ill now. Makes you wonder what they do in their kitchen when no cameras are around. Get out the water hoses….