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Which Food Network Chef Has The Dumbest Fans?
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It’s the last day of Twitter Week here on FNH! We’ll wind things down by figuring out which Food Network personality has… THE DUMBEST FANS!
This hilarious website scours Twitter for the last 100 people to send an @reply to the targeted celebrity. It then estimates the stupidity of that celebrity’s fans based on “several stupid indicators” like misspellings, annoying abbreviations, the incessant use of the exclamation mark, and/or the inability to use the shift key.
So whose fans are the stupidest? Let’s find out!
BATTLE #1: ALEX GUARNASCHELLI’S FANS vs. SANDRA LEE’S FANS
BATTLE #2: SANDRA LEE’S FANS vs. GIADA’S FANS
BATTLE #3: GIADA’S FANS vs TYLER FLORENCE’S FANS
(For the record, the stupidest tweet about Tyler Florence goes to BigTeddy42, who wrote: “oh yeah i watched that video of the tiny horse is like 1 inch tall ror biggeer like that.” Wow. You don’t say?)
BATTLE #4: TYLER FLORENCE’S FANS vs. GUY FIERI’S FANS
BATTLE #5: PAULA DEEN’S FANS vs. THE DEEN BROS FANS
BATTLE #6: PAULA DEEN’S FANS vs. GUY FIERI’S FANS
BATTLE #7: THE FINAL BATTLE
GUY FIERI’S FANS vs. THE NEELY’S FANS
Congratulations, Neelys! You have… THE DUMBEST FANS ON TWITTER! Well, according to the last 100 mentions of your name, anyway. I’m shocked! I thought Fieri’s fans had this one in the bag!
(For anyone interested, of the Food Network personalities who Twitter, TED ALLEN had the smartest followers, followed by Alex Guarnaschelli. The Neelys had the dumbest followers (by far), followed by Aaron McCargo with the 2nd dumbest fans, and Cat Cora with the 3rd dumbest fans. Who knew?)
Thanks for reading Twitter Week on FNH! We’ll do it again soon!
(Thanks for the link, Devika!)
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31 Responses
Jeebus. There isn’t much surprise in that list. I suppose Ina would have the GAYEST fans, Duff with the HIGHEST, and Can’t Standy with the most TROPHY WIFE-ISH.
Dumb is tweeting to any of them period.
This.
Tweeting in general is a good indicator of stupidity.
Alex Guarnaschelli has fans?
Probably why she had smart fans… there aren’t many to be had.
She should just shut up and eat her butter, mayonnaise and brie-topped croissant.
What about Alton Brown fans?
Alton doesn’t tweet, which may, in and of itself, be telling. ;-)
My hero!
Not fan-obsessed, not self-absorbed, refreshing.
Alton never disappoints.
Something else to love about Alton.
Haha good point! Alton is the man.
I would have thought the Deen boys would have won that one.
I feel brain cells dying every time I see a photo of them. Can’t imagine what watching a whole show will do to a person.
Although I am surprised Aaron (I have I big bald shinny head) Mcargo’s people didn;t factor in. Perhaps they are too dumb to even turn on a computer.
Hilarious! And way fun.
Fans of “Minute to Win It” are even more stupid than fans of Guy Fieri! And THAT says more than NBC execs or the Nielsen ratings ever could ….
:-D
Shocked! <—–That's me. Well, not really. I'm not surprised that the Neely fans were the most stupid. They're probably too busy…gettin' busy…to actually pick up a book once in a while. But, I guess that could apply to the Neelys as well.
I just tried the site and queried Martha Stewart fans vs. RR’s. Guess who has the dumbest fans by a huge margin?
Are you kidding? If a person can even watch RR they need to be evaluated and taken off the street. Public safety you know.
I just ran the battle here myself, and it said Martha’s fans were dumber. Frankly, I have no trouble believing that.
*fewest* brain cells
Yes, “fewer” or “the fewest” would be grammatically correct. Also, “Fieri’s Fans Have Fewer Brain Cells” or “the Fewest Brain Cells” makes for nice alliteration ;)
Want to get technical? Fewer or Fewest would be correct, assuming you can COUNT brain cells. I don’t think you can. There are different types, and no one knows exactly how many there are in one brain.
Fieri’s Fans Barely Have Brain Cells
Well, I love to get technical. There are between 10&100 billion neurons in the human brain. You’re right, it is nearly impossible to quantify how many active/in-active brain cells a person has. But, I’m guessing by BB’s nazi grammar tendencies that he or she has about 4 billion active brain cells. Just a guess. I could be wrong.
I have no idea where else to post this but there was just something uniquely satisfying and gratifying to me to watch Chef Zakarian be totally humiliated last night on Iron Chef America. I did not watch it from the beginning but Iron Chef Morimoto completely kicked his ass last night. It was so funny looking at Zakarian’s face while the 3 female judges just ripped his food apart. It was hilarious. Loved it. I love it because he is always on Chopped just dissing the competitor’s food and here it is his food was just ripped apart.
Amen! Chef Zakarian is a hand job…
Ohhhh, I MUST see this episode now! I have to see Mr. Smug get dissed…
Thanks! I just set my DVR to record it today. I hope one of the judges waves an “inedible” garnish in his face; Ha!
i’m not surprised that the neelys’ fans are the dumbest. well, i will say though, i expected ferry’s fans to be the dumbest.
The Neelys’. Man, unwatchable. Annoying “chemistry”, that dude is so far beyond pussy-whipped he’s wearing her G strings for sure. He is a centimeter away from sucking schlong. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and the words she wraps it around are stupid as fuck. When they go on the road, that old show I think, thet gloried in all the free shit they could walk out the door with. She was constantly using the power of suggestion. “Aw, honey, I’m just gonna walk out the door with this 15 lb. brisquet and drive out the parking lot! You never see my ass again, it’s so good!” Go fuck yourselves.