Archives for "May, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st May 2010
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Food Network Challenge: Sex & The City Cakes

Last night, I did something I almost never do. No, not doodle hearts all over photos of Guy Fieri… but tuned in for an episode of Food Network Challenge! Why? Because they were making Sex & The City themed cakes, and SATC was one of my favorite shows of all time (until they ruined its [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th May 2010
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It’s A Conspiracy!

“Push here to open?” Yeah, RIGHT. More like “stab here with knife, fork, pen, pencil, nail file, belt buckle, or other miscellaneous pointy objects.”

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th May 2010
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Aaron McCargo Is Brian Fellows

(from the Food Network Challenge All-Star Grill-Off)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th May 2010
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A Heartwarming Selection Of Alex Guaranschelli’s Most Fattening Tweets

If you follow Alex Guarnaschelli on Twitter, you know she talks about food. A lot. And she doesn’t just say, “I want some roast beef today.” Ohhhh no.  She says, “I want roast beef studded w/ green & black peppercorns, crust on outside, pink in the middle, w/ drippings & roasted potatoes w/ rosemary.” And [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th May 2010
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5 Things I Learned From The Food Network Magazine (June, 2010 Issue)

Don’t subscribe to Food Network Magazine? Don’t worry! We’ll get you caught up in no time. 1. McCormick is now selling PRE-MEASURED SPICE PACKETS called “recipe inspirations” (page 24). We can all thank Sandra Lee for this one! Apparently, measuring spices on your own has just become way too time consuming and difficult. 2. Bobby [...]


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