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Twitter Week On FNH: Day 3 (Rachael Ray)
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Welcome to day 3 of Twitter Week on FNH… the time of year when we post what random people are saying about Food Network chefs on Twitter! And so, without further ado, here are our 10 favorite recent tweets about Rachael Ray:
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)---TWITTER WEEK ON FNH: Day 1 [Guy Fieri]
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 4 (Sandra Lee)
---Anne Burrell Is The Only Interesting Chef On Twitter
---Stupidest Tweets To Celebrity Chefs: Part 1
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These are ridiculously hilarious. They cannot be real. My favorites are: “RR is on my tv and I can’t find the remote. Make it stop” and “..voice the equivalent of dragging my eyeballs on concrete.”
… haaha Eye bwahaha Balls haha-guffaw Con bwwahhhahahaha Crete ….
Oh, they’re real, all right. After Jillian started doing this, I got curious and started looking up FN hosts on Twitter on my own. You’d be surprised what you find. I recognize some of these from my own explorations. (I can’t wait for the Sandra Lee edition!)
hahah…so true, i can’t wait for the sandra lee edition either (i couldn’t hold back from searching on twitter) someone just twitted:
“With each attempt at plastic surgery Sandra Lee looks more and more like Guy Fieri.”
that is the worst…
ouch for sandra lee.
My favorite was the one that said “I’m gathering evidence to prove that Sandra Lee and the devil are the same person.”
Rachael has been giving fashion advice?! Maybe it’s time for her to have a li’l visit from Stacy & Clinton, to set her straight…
But where is her hourglass shape, Gypsy? ;^) I would LOVE Rach to get a fashion intervention ambush from Stacy & Clinton! Great idea!!! :^)
yes a fashion intervention is what she needs…and it would shut her up as well!
I totally agree with the 2nd one about what to feed kids. She and Aunt Sandy annoy me with their “advice” on what is kid-friendly. How could they know? Because they ate it as kids? That doesn’t mean anything. I still laugh at Ina’s idea that those poor kids would like a white pizza topped with arugula with lemon vinaigrette. So clueless!
And don’t forget that great cake Ina made topped with Jordan almonds and Necco wafers … what kid wouldn’t love that?!
Yes, but they were “good” Jordan almonds and “good” Necco wafers.
You know what kids like? ENORMOUS, HIDEOUS TABLESCAPES!!
That way they can eat their arugula vinaigrette pizza and tofu dogs in style!
THANK YOU!! I’m sick to death of Ray-Ray telling me that a certain dish is “…sooo kid friendly.” No it’s not. Maybe because your poor dog will eat it, but most of what she cooks wouldn’t make the grade with my kids.
As a mother, I completely agree with these comments. They’re clueless as to what kids will eat. Maybe somewhere out there there’s a kid who’ll eat a white pizza with a vinaigrette arugula salad on it, but I don’t know one who would.
And what about the size of those pieces of chocolate cake Ina dished up for the kids? It was like four pieces of cake in one slice. Here, have some greasy pizza, followed by a half-pound of candy-studded, buttercream frosted cake. My kids would puke if you shoved all that into them at once.
Dragging my eyeballs on the concrete!! OMG! Best.Quote.Ever.
Ditto! :^)
Totally agree!
yes the best!
Yep, I actually laughed out loud at that one. :)
I think I’ve seen SpongeBob doing that… now I know why!
Oh, yeah. Especially the ones who don’t have kids try to give us, who have children, advice on how to get kids to eat their veggies! Gimme an effing break! Just by adding some broccoli to some hamburger mixture is the answer?! Get real! If a kid doesn’t like broccoli, they can spot it a 100 yards away even if you dipped in chocolate!!!
Exactly! If I tried serving my kids RR’s “macaroni and trees”, they’d laugh at me! Just because she gives it a cutesy name doesn’t mean they will eat broccoli. She’s clueless when it comes to kids.
I still don’t get how it’s possible to have a 15 foot wide ass and zero chest… Can someone enlighten me?
A lifetime of eating pasta, perhaps?
C’mon, aren’t all her meals “figure friendly”?
And perfect for entertaining!
She’s a titless ba-donk-a-donk! Can`t figure out how the hell she ever ended up in Maxim!
I, like many other men saw those pics and got extremely aroused. True, she don’t got boobs, but she got ample ass, and that makes it okay. It works the other way too, if they got no ass but huge boobs, I’m okay with it.
TMI
L M A O! The intro to this piece made me decide that from now on, I’m referring to the FN Chefs as “FN Characters”.
RR reminds me more & more of KATHY. Same expressions.
http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/07/31/1249061414-_cathy.jpg
burger orgasm = burgasm
It’s not a burgasm until there’s a post-coital cigarette!
I had always heard that RR was a heavy smoker or was that just supposition b/c of her raspy voice?! Yet, I have never heard her address smoking on her talk show. Like as in “I am glad I never picked up that nasty habit” or “I used to smoke but glad I finally quit”…
LMAO!!! Burgasm…
When $40/day first came on, RR was kinda cute and had a somewhat pleasant voice. What the f happened?
Her voice got raspy and annoying from overuse because she can`t shut the F@#$ up!
She needs to coat her throat in a certain male organic substance. At the very least, that will keep her mouth occupied for a while.
Hi kids. I actually heard her call a reservation a “rezzie” in on a 30 Minute Meal show last week. What’s with all these FN stars (word used VERY loosly) and there cutsie crap. UGH. I will have to steal the eyeball comment, cause that’s funny.
I’m convinced that all the FN “stars” are directing their cutesy-ness to an audience of people who decorate their homes with home-made stuffed duckies in gingham dresses and bonnets, have little cutsey sayings stenciled all over their homes, and put apple and cinnamon scented liquid potpourri on their stovetops to make their kitchens smell homey. All warm and fuzzy. They all think that “Raytch” is “a little doll”, Aunt Sandy is just so beee-you-tee-fil and oh-so-clever, Pauler is just the most fun person in the world and such a great cook, and that “rebel” Guy Fairy is so funky and edgy.
…and Melissa D’Bacon is just the cleverest, money-saving, gourmet housewife and the most wonderful mommy. Such a role model for America, thanks FN!
If there was a “like” button for this, I would click it! *thumbs up*, lol
I hate when she refers to people as ‘kids’. In real life that’s known as a demeaning way to show your alleged superiority.
I need a recipe for her fat ass!
With the amount of EVOO she uses, I’m sure that has to play a roll. She uses more in one meal than I do in an entire week so her meals are not healthy and figure friendly. Plus she is the self proclaimed Queen of Burgers. That’ll pack it on.
What no tweets about how scuzzy John Cusimano is???
He IS scuzzy! Can’t someone hold him down, shave him and cut his hair? He’s looking rrrrr-ough!
Sandra Lee’s Liver – I STILL love your screenname – it’s LOL-worthy!!
Give the hobo a bath too. He looks like he reeks of something.