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[These celebrity chef dog foods were created and illustrated by the insanely talented 14, who blogs over at Gallery Of The Absurd. We are currently collaborating on part 2 of the series, so stay tuned!]
Rachael Ray has planted the seed of what is sure to be the next big thing for celebrity chefs. Rach’s dog food “Nutrish” is full of “real meat and veggies” with just a “dash of EVOO”. Hey, sounds better than some of the recipes for her human food!
She’s giving a portion of Nutrish sales to pet charities, so I can’t tease her too much about it. However… because celebrity chefs can’t seem to get enough of hawking books, magazines, endorsements and branded items such as condiments, kitchen bobble heads, cookware, and deep fryers, we can be fairly certain other big name chefs will announce their own brands of dog food. A sampling:
Mario Batali will offer a premium dog food “inspired” by the flavors of Italy.
Hell’s Kitchen chef Gordon Ramsay will further cash in on his draconian image by offering a branded premium canine cuisine aimed at aggressive breeds such as Dobermans, German Shepards and Chihuahuas.
Paula Deen just cain’t help herself y’aaaaaal. She’ll debut a dawg fewd inspired by her down home Southern cookin’ and will include such tasty vittles as Bubba’s Country Fried Steak and savory Sausage Pie.
It’s only a matter of time, you just wait and see.
[Originally blogged on Gallery Of The Absurd - May, 2008. Written by 14. Part 2 will be coming soon.]
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37 Responses
“Varmint Vittles” and Mario sweating like a hog!! TOTALLY spew worthy!!! :)
Funny stuff. These somewhat remind me of “Wacky Packages” stickers I used to collect as a child. Looking forward to Guy Ferry and Booby Flayed versions.
I thought the same thing, Ray.
Varmint Vittles!!! Hahahahaha!!
Hey, what’s up with Rachael Ray? I watched the first 5 minutes of her talk show today (day off work, and 5 minutes was all I could stand!), and her hair is longer, she’s much thinner, and wasn’t wearing her wedding rings! She had a garnet eternity band on her wedding ring finger. Did I miss something??
wow, I think I vomited in my mouth a little
Frickin hilarious!!
Jillian, in the agressive breeds you left out Scotties and listed Dobermans and German Shepherds. I was owned by a Scottie at one time that could take down every Doberman and German Shepherd he came across. The only Chihuahua we knew had an armed truce with the Scottie, a bit of snarling and fang showing on both sides.
JUDITH, ditto for my Miniature Dachshund. He’s fearless. My Miniature Schnauzer, on the other hand, is a wuss.
My neighbor has a mini-pin that weighs less than my cat and thinks it is a full-grown hell hound. One of these days she is going to bark her tiny little head right off her neck.
LOL!!!
Before I was a stay-at-home mom, I was a vet tech for many years, and I would have to vote for the Min-Pin as the all-around nastiest dog breed, with the Chihuahua a close second. A Chihuahua bit almost completely through my hand when I was reaching out (reaching out, mind you–I hadn’t actually touched it yet) for a paw to clip its nails. He eventually had to be fully sedated for this procedure. He was a Hell-Hound, to be sure! But he was just one. The vast majority of Min-Pins I have met are hellishly aggressive and just…mean. Give me a pit-bull, any day!
Just like a pitt bull, min pins act according to how they were raised. Anyone who gets a min pin puppy should do proper research and know that they only become hell hounds IF YOU LET THEM. I have a min pin that is an absolute LOVE BUG and loves everyone she meets.
Hilarious! Although I was shocked there was no risotto in Gordon Ramsey’s Hell Hound. At least they got the John Dory. Dang, now I miss Hell’s Kitchen.
It’s still on, on BBC. I watch it regularly. Better than anything FN has to offer, if you can take the cursing. Sometimes I’m glad I’m not a contestant. I think Chef and I wouldn’t work well together.
LMAO @ “100% F*cking Organic”! That is full of so much win.
i wonder if Ina will come out with dogfood called
“A Dog’s Breakfast” as she never wants any of her Hampton cuisine to resemble same, heaven forbid!!!!
Only for “Good Dogs”.
It’s for gay dogs only. Now who wouldn’t wanna eat that?
GAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
So would a gay dog lift his leg or squat????
Who could afford Ina’s brand of dogfood? Her “Barefoot Contessa” products could bankrupt many folks or put their non-Hamptons homes into foreclosure.
got that right CR; i saw her brownie mix on sale at a store in Ohio and it was lilke 9 bucks for a mix that yields 12 brownies?? ya kiddin me???
You should have included dog ears in the mix for Rachael’s dog because he likes to rip the ears off of other dogs. Last I heard he had attacked 5 other dogs and her hub, being an attorney always makes sure that the other people are “reimbursed” for their pain and suffering. Just google it and read all about it in the NY Post.
100% F*cking Organic, you guys! Are you as psyched about that as I am?
How about 100% f*cking Vegan?
OMG, that was brilliant!!!
Reminded me of Mad magazine.
My bad!
And all this time these food creations on FN WERE dog food!
Instead of Pig Ears as a dog treat, definitely need the Isaboo-inspired “Dog Ears”
Fresh, never smoked.
That photo of Mario will haunt my dreams forever….
umm…to me, that doesn’t look like sweat on Mario 0_____0
Came here to say the same thing. “Bukkake Bites” would be a more fitting name for that dog food.
Rachael Ray’s dog food made my dog throw up. Seriously. And this is an animal that can stomach week-old garbage he finds.
Just like her regular food!
I have the same problem when I try to make and eat the crap that RayRay says is “food”.
What “portion of the proceeds” from the sale of Nutrish is Rachael giving away? 75%? 50? Half of 1%?
And I think I know the source of whatever protein there is: dog ears! No wonder Izzy loves it!
I only feed my dog holistic all-natural dog food, so when Rachael Ray’s dog food came out, I was curious and read the label. Her dog food is CRAP. It is full of by-products and fillers. It’s not much better than Beneficial or Ol’ Roy!
Here’s a link to a great dog food blog regarding Ray Ray’s dog food with the unnecessarily shortened name. Nutrish, delish, EVOO…these are the things that make me want to do donuts on her front lawn and leave oil stains in her driveway.