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Food Network Humor now has its very own voicemail hotline – and we want to hear from you!
Tell us the best – and worst – stuff you saw on Food Network this week. Share your opinions, celebrity chef grievances, and Food Network annoyances with thousands of like-minded fans.
We’ll play a collection of your best voicemails on FNH at the end of every week. And remember, no one will answer when you call. This is just a voice mailbox line.
You can reach us 24 hours a day at 206-426-4408.
We look forward to hearing from all of you!
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32 Responses
Ohhhhh. I’m gonna have some serious fun with this.
I can’t call and leave a voice mail because then you’ll really know who I am. Lets just say my voice is probably easily recognizable.
Will that matter if Jillian knows who you really are?
Well, if it’s Booby Flay’s f-ed up Brooklyn lisp speech impediment……..that could be a problem!
Try not to say “off da hook” or “flavortown” and she’ll never guess.
LOL! I bet it’s really Fee-Eddy!!!
Oh holy hell. I can’t wait to hear these. Lets get it on people.
I’ll be calling in from Trinidad!!!
Hahahahaheheeeheeheheeheehahahaha.
What? A toll call? Bob Doucheman truly is a cheapskate. I mean, if you REALLY want to know opinions, why not an 800 number? What a troll.
No, Byrdie! This is our brand new Food Network HUMOR hotline! Not the Food Network’s!
Thanks for the quick reply, Jillian.
My Bad! (with a capital B)! Guess I shouldn’t post while I’m on pain killers for my back…
LMAO @Byrdie!!!…Got to love ya girl. I can hardley wait to hear the voice mails too. Especially, after Dank has had a few drops. :)
This should be REALLY entertaining.
Remember – the more you drink, the more clever you are ;)
I’m screwed, I thought (after I called) I better have the guy take my phone with, tomorrow, shit, I also have this dam iPhone! My caffiene induced rants on audio are not pretty!
And yeah, can’t wait for little Dankie to speak up!
I hope this number gets the attention of the boneheads who think they are contacting the actual Food Network hotline in the same way that the site gets those misdirected e-mails.
I hope Canduce calls and we get to hear her pathetic little “Yay!”
Repeatedly.
To check the likelihood of that, I just typed in “contacting the actual food network” into Google and this post/your reply came up first on the list! I think there are going to be some major laughs coming from this :)
206? Are you from Seattle?
You’re so brave. Advertising that you have a P.O. Box and now, also a voicemail box. Get ready for the weirdness!
How many calls do you expect will be about Paula Deen’s bad pies from Walmart?
I’m excited :D I’m doing my homework now as we speak (watching FN)
Isn’t that the Glenn Beck truth hotline phone?
Hi this is Debbie Lee. I’m just calling to say that I’m Korean.
ROFL
But she grew up in the South, dammit!
Bon Jour! This is Melissa D’Arabian. I lived in France for a while. My husband is French. My mother-in-law is French. I just want to let you know that you can freeze bacon. Adieu.
I can’t wait to hear all of these Jill. Thanks for yet another awesome feature on the site! And to make sure that this hotline gets another hit in Google for the people searching for how to contact Food Network, this hotline is available to leave a message for Food Network Humor but not the network itself :)
holy batphone, batman!!!
Ooooh. YouKnowWhoIAm must be like Anthony Bourdain or something.
10 bucks says Guy Fieri calls in a badly-disguised voice, pretending to be some random fan, telling you to knock off all the lambasting of him. Hehe!