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Don’t Adjust Your Monitors – Anne Burrell Really Is That Orange
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Question of the day: what the hell was up with Anne Burrell on last night’s episode of The Best Thing I Ever Ate? SHE WAS ORANGE.
And now, FNH proudly presents:
THE ONLY 5 THINGS ON THE PLANET
THAT ARE MORE ORANGE THAN ANNE BURRELL
5. OOMPA LOOMPAS
4.ELLIOT MINTZ’S FOREHEAD
3.ANDREW ZIMMERN’S FAVORITE SHIRT
2.THIS GUY’S UNDERWEAR
1.RACHAEL RAY’S SILICONE HANDLES
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43 Responses
Anne Burrell is more orange than an orange.
If I may paraphase on old knock knock joke:
Concerned friend of Anne’s: Knock knock.
Anne Burrell: Who’s there?
Concerned Friend: Banana.
Anne Burrell: Banana who?
Concerned Friend: Knock knock.
Anne Burrell: Who’s there?
Concerned Friend: Banana.
Anne Burrell: Banana who?
Concerned Friend: Knock knock.
Anne Burrell: Who’s there?
Concerned Friend: Orange.
Anne Burrell: Orange who?
Concerned Friend: Orange you spending too much time in the spray tanning booth?
I think Mario Batali’s orange crocs may have something to do with her condition…
Yeah, he made a Sicilian soup out of them and she ate it!
Quick! Tell Linus ” The Great Pumpkin” is here!
#6: Jay Manuel
What does that refer to, exactly?
Nevermind, I get it now. I’m slow, but there is no delete.
That pic of Elliot Mintz proves that pink and orange really clash. He looks like he’s been basted like that unfortunate turkey.
Spray tan gone bad? I once worked with a (crazy) chick who ate cans and cans of pumpkin and she was this color.
But, even for the admittedly grievous sin of using too much spray tan, do you really think Anne belongs on a poster with the Jersey Shore bunch? I mean, that’s just NASTY…
If I had to hear her talk about eating “big meat” one more time, I was going to throw up.
yes i saw that too. I threw up in my mouth a little bit when she said that.
Yeah, my wife and I refer to that shade of tan as “whorange.” It definitely fits in this case.
I think the hue was slightly out of adjustment. She’s really supposed to be red wearing a blue top.
devil with a blue dress blue dress
devil with a blue dress on….
la la la
Good list but you forgot Michael Voltaggio.
I’m racist against orange people.
Why do orange people hate America?
Yucko! – Rachel Ray
Anne – put down the spray tanner and step away from the booth.
Good God. There’s nothing natural about that skin color. At all.
#8 Michael Kors
I hate to say it, but Anne Burrell is becoming a female douche. So what would that be – douchette?
She’s certainly manly enough to have douche apply to her too. I think you can only use -ette when she isn’t built like a linebacker.
The Best Thing I Ever Ate sure seems to suffer from Throwdown-itis. I watched the episode with bacon (okay, I bailed out when I saw Duff and his “oh, I’m going to be taped for this?” backwards cap coming up after the break), and it’s hard to believe San Francisco is the bacon capital of the US. I tire of FN trying to gloss over the fact they don’t want to spend the money traveling outside of California or go any farther from NYC than Boston. You’re lucky to get Chicago mentioned every now and then.
I dunno…I think Anne is giving those five a SERIOUS run for their money. YEESH!!
But in snippets of WCA, she looks green. Like the white balance is all funky. How did that get past FN?
Don’t be hatin’ on the Jersey Shore… I hung out on that beach as a teen!
If she’s going to bleach her hair, she needs to bleach her eyebrows… Just saying.
And does anyone know why FN is *shoving* this stupid-ass show down our throats? Repeats are on all the time! I purposely missed it the first time.
Clarifying that I mean the “Worst Cook” crapfest.
I hear you! I was ticked off this evening when I went turned on the TV to watch Barefoot Contessa and instead got Oompa Loompa, Guy Fieri, Red Shoes.
Turned the TV off and cooked dinner without my usual Ina fix. *grumble*
i kinda had a boner after i saw that claire robinson story. anne burnell completly shattered it
I’d take the place on her little watchtower on Worst Cooks and shout at her, “Are you quitting?! Are you not going to get REAL tans anymore?!”
I agree, Michael Kors should’ve been on the list. He always seems angry. Angry Michael Kors.
If Anne and Guy keep bleaching their hair, they will soon be bald.
Plus, the upkeep is expensive. Nothing worse than a bleached blond with the black root ends showing.
I feel like it must be the filming in some way, because poor Ted Allen is pretty orange in the “explanation shots” too. He isn’t quite as orange as Anne, but he’s pretty close.
GRRRRRRR on the final decision on WC — knew as soon as AG showed up it was done for… esp when they introduced the real cooks before judgement was made — she has her lil ass-alike now… so long as she didn’t eat her. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, yeah, I’ll live… outburst done. I think… maybe. Perhaps. Not sure if it was full of enough shit for Alex though… but then, what do I care? She’d eat shit on a shingle from D’Arabian if it was piled high enough.
just what a betty crock-er shit! okay, sorry… more vent-age ;)
Oh yeah, and do we think Beau was paid off to harass & frazzle his student at all? Even Ann(e) made commentary on that fact with a lil smirk on her face…
Craziness abounds…. and some more GRRRRRRR!!!! LOTS of GRRRRRRRRR especially for Alex — yes, bitter & sour, yet salty & sweet — get that entire ascerbic tongue around that entire dish Alex — and lick the freakin’ plate!
Anne Burrell looks like she’s ready to fist-pump like a champ!
Anne showed up as the “celebrity” judge at a recipe contest at my cooking school. She was TERRIFYINGLY burnt to a crisp. It hurt just to look at her.
Damn…I hate baggin’ on my girl Anne, but damn…MAKE UP!!!
Tan too much, you’re a freak.
Don’t tan enough, you’re a nerd.
Being white is hard.
Ok really…doesn’t Food Network have any make up artists? I am sure that Anne has an assistant or maybe a FRIEND that would tell her that she looks like a fool. Sorry Anne, but it hurts my eyes to look at you now.
We use to call her Lady Guy-Guy…cuz she looks like a female version of Guy Fieri. But now, words cannot explain what my eyes see. Maybe Lady Glo-Glo??
Where can I eat the orange shorts?
WHAT ABOUT MARIO BETALLI’S ORANGE CROCS!
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