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Ace Of Cakes Kicks Off 8th Season With Scary Poster
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Ace Of Cakes: Season 8 premieres this Thursday at 10 pm, and what better way to spread the word than with a terrifying poster of Duff Goldman’s floating head! Maybe it’s just the lighting, but from where I’m standing, Duff looks like he should be wearing a tank top and orchestrating a drug deal for the Latin Kings.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive: that a photograph actually managed to make this gentle guy look intimidating, or the fact that Ace Of Cakes has filmed EIGHT SEASONS. Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Considering FN “seasons” run all of 8 episodes shouldn’t this poster really say Season 3 ?
Food Network uses ‘Ace of Cake’ years.
Yeah, I don’t understand how they calculate their “seasons”. It seems that when a new season of any FN show is announced you get maybe 3 new shows and then they repeat them ad nauseam.
FYI – In case you are interested below I have listed the number of episodes for each season of ACE OF CAKES:
Season 1: 6 episodes (DVD has been released)
Season 2: 13 episodes (DVD has been released)
Season 3: 13 episodes (DVD has been released)
Season 4: 12 episodes
Season 5: 13 episodes
Season 6: 12 episodes
Season 7: 14 episodes
So far there has been a total of 83 BORING episodes.
Again, in case you are interested in AOC Trivia –> Ace of Cakes premiered on August 17, 2006 (Episode #DB0101 “Triple Crown Cake”). The latest original episode aired on October 29, 2009 (Episode #DB0714L “Harry Potter and the Big Apple”).
That is what I was wondering, No way 8 years I would have killed my self by now, 3 years is bad enough.
I’m not sure if I would consider it impressive that they shot 8 “seasons” of this…more like ‘pathetic’ to me :)
8 seasons?!
I don’t like how hard they try to make him a bad-ass. Please lose the sunglasses.(aka not fooling anyone).
WHO watches this show?
apparently a lot since it survived 8 seasons :/ I don’t dig cake shows but even Cake Boss is better.
Just wanna know what a fondant-covered cake tastes like after sitting out for a week while it’s decorated. ICK?
Not friggin me!
I’ve never watched a full episode. There’s something about it that seems fake or cartoonish. Then there’s Duff’s laugh – it’s uniquely annoying. The wannabe punker’s alternative schtick is pretty lame too.
Has this crap been on for 8 seasons?? I am in the UK and I miss food network a lot…we have a crappy 2nd rate food network here called Good Food, and of all the stuff they could pick from the US I have only seen this show and Barefoot Contessa. Ina can stay but Asscake dude should go…
Their cakes are pretty hideous and the people, creepy. How the show ran all these “seasons” is a miracle.
The Charm Cake people are seriously dull drones. What are people seeing in this show? Do they like pseudo hipper than thou cake bakers like Duff?
Is it just me, or does the giant Duff head look like it belongs in that old video for “Black Hole Sun”?
Oh, Food Network. You’re so “edgy”!
Cris Cornell would pwn Duff’s duff in a second, lol!
Alright, most of the cooking shows are pretty bad, but I HATE the cake shows by principle. If I want to see a bunch of spoiled brats doing something pointless, I can watch the MTV reality shows. Even if Guy Fieri is a douchebag, at least he is actually cooking! Same with the rest of the cooking show hosts. They’re actually making food, not DECORATING it. I’m sorry, I just cannot STAND the cake shows.
I agree with you 100%. What makes things worse is that Chef Duff never actually does any of the decorating himself and we are reduced to watching him supervise cake decorating. How pathetic is that?! A show about an ugly hairy man performing cake decorating supervision, with some fake drama mixed in…
I also have no idea why FN thinks that the public wants 1-3 hours a day of this kind of programming, much of it in Prime Time. Does it actually draw substantial ratings?
‘hairy man’ — the biggest turn-off.
Does Duff have a real name, say like Richard Head?
His real name is Jeffrey Goldman. He was given the nickname Duffy by his family early in his life. Throughout school he was known as Duffy Goldman. He changed his name to “Duff” for the TV show to sound cooler.
Perhaps they use ratings to determine if anyone is watching it. There’s a thought…
Good point. You’d think a cake show would show us the actual baking process once in a while. What goes into those hideous Charm City cakes besides styrofoam, fondant and plywood, anyway?
Rice Krispies bars?
one question WHAT IS WITH THAT BEARD? who cuts their facial hair like that?
The funniest part, for me, is that the show’s 8th season is presented by “Authentic” Entertainment.
Judging from that disturbing and disgusting ugly promotional photo (and from what I have seen of Duff Goldman on FN), I think I might just vomit in my mouth a little if I actually was served a piece of cake that I knew was physically touched by him. Truly disgusting.
I usually watch just to see whether Duff’s beard has overtaken his entire face.
Charm City Cakes:
Not open to the public
Gel on the windows so you can’t see in
No tours
No, they’re not hiring
A ‘redonculous crazy # of emails’ prevents answers
Not kosher/Can’t do gluten-free
CCC merchandise available at Best of Baltimore/Inner Harbour
But you can order a cake…starting at $1,000
Wow sign me up. I’d love to drop a G on a play-dough looking, fresh, 1 week old cake. (yeah I don’t wanna know how 1 week old fondant-covered cake tastes like either).
How many cakes of stsdiums, cameras, guitars, pets, and diaramas does it take before you go Hmmmmm…. Haven’t I seen this before?
After 8 seasons you’d think Duff would have saved enough money to get his spacey teeth fixed. Everyone on the show looks like they just walked off the set of “Reality Bites.” Aren’t we so alternative and edgy?????
I can’t decide whether those are “cakes” or coiled snake bodies…
I actually got a chance to meet Duff and watch a live cake “demo” in June of 2009. It was totally rediculous. First of all…there was NO DEMO. He came out (announced like he’s suddenly Elvis or something) and talked about how making cakes from a mix is not the same as real baking (i swear), what his favorite flavors of Charm City Cakes are, differences between 2 different kinds of buttercream, and then just went on and on about Harry Potter, meeting John & Kate, blah blah blah.
No demo. Not a piece of actual cake in sight. No baking. Nothing.
When you hear him talk in person it’s baffling. I didn’t hear a good half of the things he said because I kept wondering to myself how this man is not legally considered retarded. When he’s not edited for t.v. listening to him speak is kind of like trying to listen to the audio portion of a Bevis & Butthead episode. It’s mind numbing.
He’s a tard
The “Latin Kings drug deal orchestration” comment was hilarious. Damn, I love this site.
They bug me for some reason. I mean, I like what they make, but their personalities just annoy me. Especially “Chef” Duff’s