Archives for "January, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st January 2010

The Whore-ification Of Claire Robinson

Is it just us, or is Claire Robinson getting sluttier by the day? When 5 Ingredient Fix premiered last April, the focus really seemed to be on the food. Claire covered her clothes with aprons,  had her hair up in a bun, and talked about her husband’s likes and dislikes. Over the past few months, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th January 2010

Don’t Adjust Your Monitors – Anne Burrell Really Is That Orange

Question of the day: what the hell was up with Anne Burrell on last night’s episode of The Best Thing I Ever Ate? SHE WAS ORANGE. And now, FNH proudly presents: THE ONLY 5 THINGS ON THE PLANET THAT ARE MORE ORANGE THAN ANNE BURRELL 5. OOMPA LOOMPAS 4.ELLIOT MINTZ’S FOREHEAD 3.ANDREW ZIMMERN’S FAVORITE SHIRT [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th January 2010

Top 10 Unintentionally Hilarious Photos Of The Iron Chef Chairman

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th January 2010

Bobby Flay In Drag

What happens when you’re bored on a slow news day and decide to put a photo of Bobby Flay into RuPaul’s Dragulator? THIS. Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon BOBBI FLAY! The handy Dragulator took him from boring zero to fabulous hero with a few clicks of my mouse. Just look at her working [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th January 2010

Say It With Ray: SAFETY


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