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UPDATE: Paula Deen’s Wal-Mart Apple Pie
Posted on October 28th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Last month, we introduced you to Jules, a woman who was so horrified by the awfulness of the Paula Deen apple pie she bought at Wal-Mart that she ran to her computer and wrote us a series of colorful e-mails. Since then, we’ve been getting dozens of letters from more – shall we say – literate people who also found Paula’s pie to be undercooked, inedible, and generally disgusting.

Lana in Washingtonville, NY wrote in to say:

I love every recipe I have made of Paula Dean’s. Last week I purchased a pie in Walmart, Paula Dean Apple Pie. It was horrible. The dough was undercooked to say the least (I thought maybe I had to bake it) the apples were hard, I was very disappointed and paid $7.50, a fair price for a store bought pie. Maybe someone should tell her, she does not want her name associated with this pie, it is gross to say the least. No one ate it, we threw it away. Sincerely, Lana Dillon

Chloe also wrote in to share her experience with the Paula Deen apple pie:

Hello, my name is Chloe Duran… my husband and I love this website and check it every day for updates. We had no idea there was a whole website dedicated to the sweet hatred we feel for so many of the Food Network personalities.

Anyway, I thought I would write in and tell my story of my experience with Paula Deen’s Apple Pie from Wal-Mart. It all began with a routine trip to Wal-Mart. My husband and I had picked up all of our necessities, and were looking for something for dessert. We are both 20- somethings who recently lost our jobs and had to move in with my parents, so us buying dessert is not something that happens frequently. We came upon the Apple Crunch Top Pie, and remembered the review from foodnetworkhumor.com. We decided to go ahead and try it and see for ourselves, thinking something along the lines of “how bad can it be?” After all, it looked delicious and seemed fresh.

Boy, were we in for a treat.

The best thing that I can say about this pie is that it was made out of ingredients that were once intended for human consumption. It looked somewhat sloppy on the plate, like it couldn’t hold itself up under its weight. I cut out my first bite from the tip of the slice as most people do, and as I lifted the bite off of my plate, there was sort of a gooey line of dough on the bottom crust that my fork had dented but didn’t cut through. I remembered what the horrible review had said about it seeming raw, and immediately knew that this was what it was talking about. I took a bite, and sure enough, the bottom crust of the pie was extremely doughy and soggy, not to mention tasting like it was made entirely out of butter and nothing else (big surprise coming from a Paula pie, right?). The filling was almost salty, and had a strange aftertaste that I couldn’t identify. There were a lot of apples in the filling, but that didn’t do much good considering that it tasted like the tears I was crying over having spent $7.50 on the pie. The only halfway decent part about the whole thing was the crumb topping, which wasn’t exactly crunchy as the name of the pie suggests, but tasted alright. The outer crust was less soggy, but still way too buttery. It was greasy and not flaky or even solid.

Bottom line, I wouldn’t feed this to my dog. The rest of the pie is sitting on the kitchen counter as I write this, and no one in my house will touch it.

If you need a better way to spend $7.50, I suggest burning it.

My Wal-Mart doesn’t have a bakery, so I’ve been unable to try one of these pies for myself. However, the general consensus we’re hearing seems to be “avoid this pie unless you’re starving to death.”

Is this a classic example of “too many irons in the fire?” With all the products Paula is peddling these days, aren’t at least some of them bound to be duds?



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Dear Paula Deen, Please Stop Selling Your Nasty Pies At Wal-Mart
---This Woman Really Hated Her Paula Deen Pie
---Get Ready, Y’all: Paula Deen Baked Goods Coming To A Wal-Mart Near You
---Update: Dog Poop Led To Love & Marriage For Paula Deen
---Paula Deen Has Her Own Line Of Mac and Cheese

    92 Responses

  1. Betty Crocker says:

    Dear Jaynie,

    You know next-to nothing (other than what she said in her letter) about Chloe, her husband, or her parents, and neither do I. Yet you chose to get on your elitist high horse and assume the worst, and throw out some ridiculous, irrelevant anti-Obama crap to boot. For all you know, this woman and her husband could be staying off the government dole to live with her parents, and for all you know the entire family could have been expecting to enjoy this pie, or at least get some much-needed humor out of it. And the fact that her parents have an Internet connection is probably the only thing that might get her and her husband jobs.

    Have you been on the unemployment line recently? Have a little empathy, and please leave your hatred and your politics at home.

  2. MNLisaB says:

    Jaynie

    This is not the best forum for your current events rant, go to AOL or FOX sites for your Obabma bashing. We come here for some wicked snark and humor on FN celebutards, not witless political commentary.

  3. Chloe Duran says:

    Dear Jaynie:

    Thank you for your thoughtful insight and opinion on my personal life. I wonder, given your direction in your thoughtful and well planned out comment, how on Earth you ended up on this website, because I’m sure you intended to be on some anti-democratic anti-socialist website instead. Pity.

    What I will say, is that just because I live with my parents does not mean I take money from them, and in fact, I take nothing from them except the roof over my head. My husband and I live off of our savings and his new part- time job, and there is nothing wrong with buying myself a pie to have a bit of fun every once in awhile (you did fail to address the part in my writing where I mentioned that we do not buy luxuries very often). And for your information, I pay for my own internet.

    You know nothing of my circumstances and nothing of my political preference. So I’d like to thank you for demonstrating everything that is wrong with the Country today, by displaying your arrogant ignorance.

  4. No need to defend yourself Chloe, you don’t owe anyone an explanation as to how or why you bought a freaking apple pie! I will say though I’m glad to hear your husband found a part time job. Hopefully things will start to look up for you again soon. And I commend you for your bravery for trying the apple pie!

  5. CherryRose says:

    “by that I mean this .:”

    This is the letter “D” in the Braille alphabet.

  6. JY says:

    All I can say is buy the PD fudge pie from wal mart andy many of you will not only be eating crow….but more pie!! Delish

  7. Nick says:

    I just had one of these pies, thinking that, hey, I like Paula Deen. There is OBVIOUSLY something wrong with the instructions, which only tell you how to warm up this pie.

    It’s a frozen pie. You can’t put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 250 and expect it to be done!

    Paula, wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, even rednecks like you know better than this! Your pie, as presented, SUCKS!

  8. Rob says:

    All I can say is WOW. My wife and I also bought this nasty pie mainly because of the name on it and it was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted. For some reason it had NO and I do mean NO flavor it was like they forgot to add the sugar.

  9. ej blanco says:

    I DO THINK THIS PIE IS PRETTY GOOD, AT LEAST THE ONE WE GOT THE CRUST WAS FLAKY, THE FILLING WAS TASTY ,THE APPLES NICE AND BIG,THE AFTER TASTE SOME ONE MENTION IN ONE OF THE COMMENTS IS THE SPICES (YOU DORK).MAY BE YOU PEOPLE LIKE “THE APPLE PIE FROM MCDONALDS BETTER, MAY BE BECAUSE THE PRICE 2 FOR $1.00 IS MORE AFFORDABLE FOR YOU!!!!!

  10. Drew says:

    I am a big apple pie fan and am not too discriminating if you know what i mean. I bought one of Paula’s apple pies at Walmart a few weeks ago and it was incredibly bad. I tossed the whole pie after a few bites. This is unheard of for me as I will eat just about anything as long as it doesn’t taste like this. The apples actually didn’t taste like apples. There was some tang to them giving them almost a citrus flavor. Then there was this layer of mush. Not sure what it was. The crust was alright. And for all you nits who think all pies stink at Walmart, you are mistaken. The mini pies are quite good and I have purchased cakes there as well which I found to be excellent.

  11. Pat Hodge says:

    I just purchased on of her Apple crunchy pies. egads.I was so excitd til I bit into it. I should have known it was raw, the crust was not even brown let alone crunchy.. in the center the cruse was liquid white.. the apples slices, Ihave gotten softer off the tree.. what a disappointment Pat Hodge Watertown Ny

  12. John Pet says:

    we bought this apple pie, thinking it was good, Wrong, BAD and i mean bad. The pie had no taste, the dough was soft, apples hard, worst apple pie i have ever eaten, bad girl Paula, need to take your name OFF this product, i am reluctent to buy another Paula Deen product again.
    John

  13. j.patton says:

    Paula Deen should sue wal-mart. They have almost ruined her good name when it comes to pies [ especially apple ] My wife bought one last week. Worst pie I ever didn’t eat. Crust was not done, apples was not done. they had a bad flavor and mouth feel.[ maybe they were great, great great granny smiths ]. In my opinion ” Paula Deen ” stands for quality products. Too bad she tied in with wal-mart

  14. Holly says:

    I can’t believe so many thought this was a bad pie. I am REALLY picky & usually won’t eat any other apple pie than my sister in laws homemade apple pie. We had this last week in Nebraska & were surprised at how good it was!

  15. southern Cook says:

    Well i am gonna disagree with the whole article. I bouhgt the Paula Deen Pie around Christmas time, and i gotta tell you it was the best damned pie i have ever eaten. The apples were crunchy and not soggy, and the dough was moist and flavorfull. The crunch top was delicious..i ate the majority of it..hehe…My whole family enjoyed it, and when i tried to go back and get more..they were sold out to our dissapointment! So i dont know if your tastebuds were out of wack or something..but that damned pie was sooooo good! Iam a food conesour from the south..where we bake our own pies! And this pie was created well!

    I anyone knows where i could get another please send me a thread!

    • R-U-Kidding says:

      Maybe you should spend less time searching for apple pie and more time consulting a dictionary.

  16. Nicole says:

    BEST APPLE PIE EVER!
    I purchased Paula Dean’s Double Crust Apple Pie @ Wal-Mart. It was great. Everyone loved it. It was not the crunch top, it had a big pretty dome crust on it. D-LISH.

    • Barbara says:

      I purchased Paula Dean’s Double Crust Applie Pie at Walmart last night and it was great. The crust was not soggy and the apples were wonderful.. As a matter of fact, I can’t wait to finish it off tonight!

  17. angela ware says:

    I enjoyed the pie,but ask paula if the apples can be just a little tender,absolutly love her show , recipes and her family. the pie cost $8.00

  18. Stephenie says:

    I bought the pie at Walmart, when there weren’t any cherry pies available. The instructions on the pie **DO** say to bake it for 30-40 minutes after you get it home. With that said, we ate it without heating it – after all, the pie looked ready to eat! The crust was good. The glaze around the apples was tasty. The apples were undercooked for MY taste, but they are the same texture as Cracker Barrel apples and cinnamon, so maybe some people like it that way. It would have been perfect (to me) if the apples were a little mushier… We didn’t throw it away, but I wish I’d bought Mrs. Smith’s…

  19. donna says:

    The grust was gummy, the apples were crunchy, the oversweetened filling had the consistency of mucilage. I didn’t realize that it had to be cooked more until I read this website. I dug the packaging out of the garbage and–sure enough–on the BOTTOM were the directions to cook 30-40 minutes, in teeny tiny print, mixed in with the list of ingredients. It looked as if it had already been baked. If I wanted a pie that I had to cook, I would have bought Mrs. Smith’s deep dish. I paid $8.00 for this piece of crap.

  20. Barbara says:

    I purchased a Paula Dean Double Crust Apple pie at Walmart last night and it was great! The crust was not soggy and the apples were wonderful. As a matter of fact, I can’t wait to finish it off tonight!

  21. Diane says:

    Paula Deans’ apple pie was horrible, bought it twice thinking just a screw up…….nope its just a horrible pie and to have your famous name placed on it….

  22. Deanna says:

    I also bought my Paula Deen double crust apple pie from walmart $8 and thought that the pie was awful. I did try to re-bake it because the apples were tough and hard but to no avail. I could not make this pie edible.The taste was awful, which was very disappointing because it looked great. I tried everything not to have to throw this pie out but unfortunately it was $8 wasted. Does Walmart give refunds on baked goods?

  23. Ashley says:

    We purchased the Paula Deen apple pie at Walmart two days ago and had it at a church party and everyone, including myself, LOVED it! I was expecting it to be horrible after reading the above, but it was actually pretty good. Crisp apples and the crust on ours was not doughy at all.

  24. Blackdog says:

    I bought one of these pies, $8.00 by the way. My wife and I both thought it was the best ‘store bought’ apple pie we ever had. Loved it but thought the price wqs too high to buy repeatedly.

  25. Your Name Willy says:

    Paula Deen has kiiled her reputaion by endorsing her name on a walmart pie. One bite and I threw the whole pie out. I should have demanded my money back. The only part of the apple not used was the apple peel. It had the stem, the core the seeds, it was the worst pie I ever tasted in my 68 years. I will never ever buy anything with the Deen name on it again.

  26. Karen says:

    double crust apple pie……..It looked so pretty and it was a heavy pie . BUT it was very dry and the apples were hard . Its a shame because all her stuff is so good. We also had a Marie Callender apple crunch pie ,that I baked and it was the BOMB. We will from no on buy Maries pie andbake them at home.

  27. Pixie says:

    I bought the Paula Deen Apple pie and give it negative reviews across the board. The crust tasted like it was flash baked to look good but the taste left you cold. The filling was apples with corn starch with no marrying of the flavors. In other words this pie was not baked for taste but to look suitable for eye appeal. I could not finish my piece because it really is bad after paying $ 8.00 and gave it to my Corgie dog. My dog is relatively intelligent for a four legger and she left it on the plate and left the room. I guess Paula should not create a line of dog food. Well I will try anything once and that’s it for Paula Deen.

  28. Jessicca says:

    My mother in law bought Paula Deen’s apple pie from walmart for Thanksgiving and we all LOVED IT! It was delicious I have been trying to find it again since and have had no luck at all. It was the best store bought apple pie we’ve ever had.

  29. Pixie says:

    As a follow-up to my previous comment, I bought an Aldi’s Food Market frozen peach pie for $4.79 made by Belmont and it was very good. Aldi’s Markets is owned by the same company as Trader Joe’s. I see Paula Deen has moved on from pies to endorsing mattresses. Hopefully, someday she will find her niche and stay there. A Martha Stewart she is not. I think she loses much of her credibility on her cooking shows when she regularly sticks her finger into whatever she is preparing and samples it. Later when it’s done she serves it to others. Is this what they call “down home.” No wonder the Foodnetwork viewership is down.

  30. ilona says:

    Just tried the Paula Deen Double Crust Apple Pie…HORRIBLE! I could swear the apples were reconstituted DRIED apples from the thinness of the cut! I’ve made apple pies for 30 years…cutting them that thin would have turned the filling to applesauce! The crust was done so it Had to have cooked long enough but the apples were so TOUGH! Somethin’s not right in the kitchen, Miss Deen…fess up!

  31. dixie mamma says:

    well i bought the pie to day and with in 15 mins the whole thing was gone we are going to buy another tomorrow it was amazing ……. it was very full of big slices of apples and the crust is very good also

  32. Squid says:

    Ok, I don’t know about any of her other pies because the only other ones I had seen were pies I hate, like apple, but during the winter of 2009 I was addicted to that Old Fashioned Fudge pie. Then they stopped carrying it and I no matter how many Wal-Marts I go to I can’t find it.
    And not once did I pay full price for it, even at the height of my addiction I don’t think I could have paid that much. They are too expensive for folks around here and so were regularly on clearance. Now they still have them, just in smaller quantities.
    I don’t watch TV, don’t know much about her, and don’t really care. I know she is no where near as pervasive as Martha Stewart was. I have heard her before and yeah, her voice ranks right up with Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried. She did come off as a little phony, but not anymore than most people on TV. I am from Georgia and have only seen a few of her recipes, but the ones I saw did look/sound kind of gross. I don’t think there are any cooks on the Food Network that I like.
    But what is up with the butter bashing? Really, who doesn’t like butter? I’d rather hear some chef go on and on about butter than the rest who go on and on about extra virgin olive oil (blech).

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