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Paula Deen On “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”
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(All jokes aside, Paula did a decent job on the show. She missed a few easy questions, but won $20,000 for her charity – and that’s always a good thing.)
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36 Responses
Saaaaaayyyyyyyy whaaaaaat?
Pauler was on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader tonight. Obviously this wasn’t one of the real questions… this one was much funnier!
I watched the episode. It was pretty much a half hour of her making confused faces into the camera. How could she not know Dante’s Inferno!
LMAO – I do like Paula but find myself highly grossed out whenever I see her kneading dough with rings on (or dipping chicken cutlets, ew). Having said that, I watched the 5th Grader episode too and found it boring. I did want to smack the smug smile off Bobby Deen’s face in the audience, though.
yea the show was definitely boring. the camera kept flashing to bobby deen and some other random dude in the audience every 5 seconds and the questions were lame.
The confused look on her face at the end is priceless. Hahahaah. Take the rings off Paula. It will be ok. Step away from the rings.
Well, my ever-growing dislike for a woman I used to equate with the second coming (of grits, ya’ll!) aside, I have always admired her dedication to helping women and children.
Good on ya, Paula!
Did Paula borrow one of Ina’s “custom made tents?”
Dang, this is what I get for never watching trendy shows. Would have loved to see Paula on this show yall.
What was her charity? Anyone know?
She always looks like she is confused.
Lana, I’d really like to know what Paula’s charity was for this show, too. I did a search online but found nothing.
As much as Paula annoys me, good for her for at least trying?
@ Lana @Betty: Just Googled it. It was the Bethesda Home for Boys.
I really support Paula for getting out there and proving that the mentally handicapped are still valuable in society.
@ Betty was wondering the same thing. Hard to imagine this money grubber actually making and then handing money to someone else.
@ Laurie just saw your post. The Bethesda Home for Boys that sounds like a cause Jamie supports.
@Teague: LOLOLOL!
She’s not quite as “airbrushed” on TV as in her publicity stills, is she?
I’d love to see a side-by-side of that 4th picture and one of her air-brushed stills.
@ Teague. I’m sure the shows producers would NEVER let Pauler’s grubby crusty paws near that coin. “What y’all mean you’re gonna mail MY money to the charity….”.
@ Jillian, you HAVE to do a side-by-side comparo like Trini suggested. My choice would be to use one of Deen’s hilarious magazine cover shots, her last couple are “memorable”.
Man does she ever look used up.
Paula definitely looks like death warmed over in that last photo. The expression on her face doesn’t strike me as one of deep concentration, either. She’s probably trying to pass some stinky gas.
I went to home depot yesterday.
Paula leads the magazine rack with two magazines.
Ty Pennebaker(sp) the dude from the home improvement type shows that got a DUI only had one.
No RR or Aunt (hic) sandy magazines could be found.
We now know Home Depot thinks we love paula deen.
Designer, it’s a sign that soon it will not be safe to leave your home without Poppy’s face plastered on every single item in the world. I can see it now: ‘Paula Deen’s “Y’all Come on Inn” Motel’, the ‘Paula Deen’s “Y’all Drive on Thru” Car Wash’, the “Paula Deen’s “Y’all Set a Spell” Convalescent Center’…on and on. And on the logo of each one of these places will be her saggy face re-animated so that she’s morphed into a 20 year old, with son Bobby somewhere in the background. ugh.
Hey Hey Paula…Can you please go ahead and pick up your face from the floor? Thank Y’all…
I saw this as well, and I was hoping you’d see it, and post something about it here.
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Was it necessary for them to mention that her son and friend were there in the audience no less than 3 times throughout the entire show?
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The best part, though, had to be the end, when Paula looks right at the camera and admits that she’s not smarter than a 5th grader. Someone needs to get a copy of that, post it on YouTube, then post it here. (hint, hint)
I agree with others about her appearance. I almost didn’t recognize her. She sure has aged since her last cover for a magazine…these few months must have been really hard on her. Somebody get this woman some butter, stat!
LMAO!
Thank you!
For God’s sake, the woman is in her 60′s, so lay off. If someone offered to make you look better for a magazine or photo shoot, I’m sure y’all would take them up on the offer. What’s wrong with making yourself look and feel better? (Besides the fact that it makes haters run their mouths.)
It could be that even my 80 year old grandmother doesn’t have such a turkey neck. And there’s a difference between removing a wrinkle or chin and making someone look 20 again.
Allison, we’re laughing because her magazine cover photo was so heavily photoshopped she looked like a Chatty Cathy doll. I doubt anyone expects her to look anything but her age. Just comparing and contrasting Real Paula to Magazine Cover Paula.
How do you not know how many books you’ve written? definitely not smart at all.
Everyone of you mouthy pieces of trash need to learn some
respect. She went on tv and made $20,000 for the Bethesda school for boys, which is an orphanage in savannah I have visited. All you caty pieces of nothing have nothing nice to say about that? How sad your life must be!
Heres some advice, shut up, grow up and get some respect. And remember carma is a bitch. So the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldnt be happening to nicer people!
Wow, Marie, how nice of you to bring up a long-dead topic here in defense of your beloved Paula! I, for one, would never have noticed it if you hadn’t brought it to the forefront again! Good thinking! Now lots of people will be reading this thread once more, including many new members! Just a hint: You might want to finesse your P.R. skills a bit more before you seek a career in this line of work. So how much is Paula paying you?
I don’t know about “carma,” but I do know that KARMA is indeed a bitch. And you say that “the next time something really bad happens to you in your life, it couldn’t be happening to nicer people!” That’s very grand of you, to compliment us like that! I had to read that sentence over and over to make sure I got your meaning right, but now I feel great that you feel so good about us! I now know that when something bad happens to me, I need to remember that “it couldn’t be happening to nicer people,” meaning you think we’re really nice people after all! Thanks, sugar! ;-)