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VIDEO: Woman Throws Bra To Guy Fieri On Stage
Posted on September 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

Guy Fieri did some sort of cooking demonstration the Turning Stone Casino in Verona, NY on Sept. 19th, 2009. I’m not sure what’s more shocking: that people actually showed up to see him, or that someone actually TOOK OFF THEIR BRA and THREW IT AT HIM while he was on stage. All I can say is “wow.” This isn’t a Whitesnake concert, people. It’s Guy Fieri. And I have officially seen it all.

Even MORE disturbing is the fact that the bra-thrower was a 60+ year old woman. That’s right! There is a crazy, 60+ year old, Guy Fieri bra-throwin’ grandmother running around upstate NY! One can only hope she was recovering from cataract surgery and thought she was throwing her bra to Bret Michaels during a Rock Of Love concert. It was noisy, and there were skanks everywhere, so that is the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.

The most disturbing part of all is that everyone in the audience was hootin’ and hollerin’ like it was the funniest thing they had ever seen in their lives. No one seemed to be horrified by what they had just witnessed. Are you kidding me? Have a little self respect. You’re a senior citizen! You get a discount on coffee at Dunkin Donuts! It’s time to hop into a crock pot and simmer-ah down-ah now.

Guy Fieri ultimately KEPT the bra, which was definitely strange and more than a little creepy. Let’s just hope he gives it to one of his Food Network co-stars. Lord knows they need it.



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    60 Responses

  1. Busta_91 says:

    Excuse me while I pull an Oedipus and gouge out my eyes.

  2. wasabi prime says:

    lol. Maybe they thought Fieri’s moobs needed some support.

  3. Wasabi Prime beat me to it. I figure they were just trying to help him out!

  4. JACQUELYN says:

    Fieri kept it because he needed it for himself

  5. The Nice Other Liz says:

    “Fieri kept it because he needed it for himself”..too funny Jacquelyn!!!!!!

    Good thing Man Boob Flay wasn’t there to steal it from him..!

  6. Hitpoints says:

    I would never expect anyone living in central NY (where I am unfortunately trapped in) to do anything that crazy! O_O

  7. Gayle King says:

    I liked how he clumsily jumped on the stage at the end. He could barely get up there. Might be time to put the squirt bottles down and hit the gym, Ferry.

  8. Byrdie says:

    Give the nice old lady back her bra, Ferry. You freak. Granny’s probably been tossing back a few comp drinks at the penny slots and lost her mind. So, give it back!

  9. Dan says:

    Why would he keep that old lady’s bra? That seems like a set up to me. I bet she was a plant. He probably paid her $20 to throw a bra on stage. I refuse to believe anyone would do that on their own free will.

  10. I actually had to shut it off after 45 seconds, no f-ing way ANYONE could hold out for 2:30 of this schmuck.

    I guess this is what happens when “fame” comes later in life: you know, the booze, drugs, and gonorrhea-laden cougar-wannabees.

    Has anyone done a bra check on Pauler?

  11. Lana says:

    What … panties next?
    lmao

  12. Actually, I think I’m just jealous….the possibilities….

  13. @Lana: No, Depends undergarments!

  14. Syd says:

    Is he really wearing god damned flip flops?

  15. Trini says:

    I can’t believe the daughter though. She actually accompanied her mother up there and seemed all proud. Un-frickin-believable.

  16. byrdie says:

    Syd, I thought the same thing. UGH. I suppose he thinks it makes him look cool. I think it speaks volumes about his cooking technique. Obviously having sanitary conditions in the kitchen isn’t a high priority for him. Or for any of the other yahoo’s on FN: hair hanging down in their faces/food, sleeves getting glommed in the flour/butter, hands covered in rings just jammed into a bowl of dough. It’s disgusting. blick.

  17. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    There must not be much to do Upstate. When someone even semi-famous comes to town, they go crazy.

  18. Sarah says:

    Obviously the old lady wasa plant in the audience. This little pig of a man is disgusting and I cannot believe people would pay money to see him.

  19. @Sarah, why would you be in disbelief? I can think of 100 celebrities that are just utter rubish and their fame is a result of marketing. I’m not a Guy-defender, but he does actually have some skill and previous non-media success, unlike most of Hollywood, with their 10 tons of face-bondo, lip-synching antics, 4 million takes just to get one line right, playing musical bedrooms while on crack and ecstasy.

    People pay BIG money to see far worse frauds. Again, not really defending Ferry, but….

    Just look how many morons spend time and money buying “PEOPLE” magazine, watching TMZ, etc. Their sad, pathetic lives revolve around Hollywood, concerned about celebrities lives, while doing jack-shit, getting fat, and are just generally Neanderthals.

  20. jmsiv says:

    Now I have seen the type of people that Atlantic City is too classy for.

  21. Newark and Graceland are too classy for these people (I’m being generous with the term “people”.

  22. UGH says:

    I heard he gave the bra to Aunt Sandy. Her girls were looking a tad saggy!

  23. DesignerJeans says:

    Vomit.

    I had to turn off the video 30 secs in.

    The man has no fucking class at all.

    thanks bob and susie!

    And those fucking sandals again……so flip-flopping disgusting to wear when making food…

  24. martin says:

    I love when some guy at the end yells, “BEND OVER!.” Guy doesn’t respond but that was “money” :)

  25. Ann says:

    Perhaps she was trying to use it as a sling shot . . .

  26. Josh says:

    This was clearly the crowning achievement of Fieri’s life.

  27. HUH??? says:

    Sadly he is the best thing on FN to watch these days imo.

  28. Dank Dillweed says:

    Perhaps at an upcoming Fietti “event”, a Swedish Penis Pump will be hurled at this dick-wad.

  29. Lana says:

    lol @Dank !! Don’t give me any ideas! I /had/ made the decision not to go to one of his roadshows … but now … hmmm … maybe I should?

    Now, if y’all read about a penis pump (or Depends undergarments) being thrown on stage, I will neither confirm nor deny it had anything to do with me …. Just sayin’

    *laughing uproariously*

  30. sandyleeisicky says:

    Hmmh, I didn’t know he was Tom Jones. I believe he paid someone (probably his mother) to throw that thing.

  31. @ Lana, my wife wears these “breast pads” ( she’s lactating). maybe you (or someone “resembling” you can “frisbee” some of these crusty discs at fieri (or flay @ a Throw(up)down!

  32. SOOPER SOOPER SIMPUHL says:

    He probably kept it because that’s the only one he’ll ever get

  33. FROG LEGS says:

    This Douche is somebody’s father. Ewwwww!

  34. Jimbo says:

    HUH??

    The best thing on FN? No way! Alton Brown is the best. BRING BACK PADMA LAKSHMI!

  35. Squarebob Spongepants says:

    First off, Guy’s outfit is wrong on so many levels. Is that a skull wearing a chef’s hat on the back of his shirt? Also, a long-sleeved shirt with SHORTS? And, the flip flops? Really? Nice that he’s showing such a high level of professionalism.

    Next, thanks for the mental image, Frog Legs. I really didn’t want to imagine him rutting, balls deep in his poor wife. It’s beyond gross.

  36. Glock says:

    If you listen carefully when the old broad stumbles out of the audience, you can hear Fee-ettie say, “What a GILF!”

  37. Barbara says:

    I wonder if that was my mother…

    *shudders*

  38. Squarebob Spongepants says:

    Maybe he should change the name of his Kulinary tour to the, “Hide Your Grandmothers Tour.”

  39. oh_come_on says:

    Give it up Guy, you ain’t no Tom Jones!

  40. Alex says:

    He had better be careful. She might have been sent there to give him cooties.

  41. Trini says:

    @Alex: I don’t think so. Guy looks like he’s a little cootie-heavy right now.

  42. dkmissy says:

    fucking sick!

  43. Alex says:

    @Trini: You’re absolutely right. Though, he doesn’t need any more.

  44. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    Dang! 20 other people beat me to saying that perhaps she thought he looks as though he could use it.

    Upstate NY? Are we sure this wasn’t Rachael Ray’s mother?

  45. Melissa D'umbass says:

    I’m still in disbelief that anyone would even want to throw their bra at Mr. Ferry.

  46. detroit66 says:

    Those two trailer park hens are part of his “posse”. I have had the displeasure of meeting all three of those ass-wipes. He is such a douche bag. It is no different than his Triple Douche FN Show. He has plants all over those diners;who else would laugh at his idiotic,cartoonish, hipster, loud mouth, sophomoric humor. Sorry for the typos-typing, driving and drinking coffee.

  47. Ferd says:

    I wouldn’t throw a bra at him, maybe just rotten produce.

  48. CherryRose says:

    Since Ferry’s upcoming tour was announced, I’ve been wondering about the typical audience who will pay to see Fieri’s Freak Show. They’ll be classless and clueless just like their hero. What a guy!

  49. hermitycrab says:

    In her defense, perhaps the ol’ gal has dementia.

    And yeah, the flip-flops are a complete gross-out.

  50. CherryRose says:

    @Detroit66: Please tell me that you’re not going to see the Ferry Guy at Masonic Temple.

  51. Silvio says:

    Did anyone notice how contrived and nauseous his pretend laugh 20 second “laugh” went over ?

    Everything about this fucking idiot is contrived and manufactured. Nothing at all sincere about Clown Boy.

  52. UpstateNY says:

    Wow! Almost everyone has something negative to say! I was actually there. It was a Free event to go to. It was not set up, the fans were all going crazy. Yes, there is nothing else to do in Upstate NY at this time of year! He didn’t comment on the Bend over statement, for the fact, he alredy did early that evening. He was extremely funny, it was a great show!

  53. Squarebob Spongepants says:

    @Upstate NY. Did you get your bra back???

  54. YouKnowWhoIAM says:

    So that explains it! It was a free event. It had to be. Who, at a casino, would stop gambling and pay money to see this fartknocker? No one!

  55. Ferd says:

    More photos and fawning at guyfieri.blogspot.com. It looks like he’s wearing a black chef’s jacket (that matches his pedal pusher pants) with those stupid logos all over it. Is nothing sacred?

  56. byrdie says:

    When I see that skull logo, it sure looks alot like the “Cook Free or Die” logo that Bourdain has. Guess he couldn’t come up with his own?!?

  57. JCrown says:

    Gross. Just gross.

    On the other hand, maybe it was a statement about the state of breasts (both female AND male) on Food Network. A little support or maybe a strap down for most of them wouldn’t hurt.

  58. CherryRose says:

    “..the flip-flops are a complete gross-out.”

    No chef/cook in their right mind would wear open-toed shoes in a professional kitchen. In a photo that Jillian posted recently, it looks like Ferry has already cut off a finger nail – maybe he wants to lose a toe, too. Ferry is disgusting turd!

  59. Samantha says:

    I grew up around there (note the PAST tense), and my family still lives around there (which is why I have to be dragged there once a year for Thanksgiving). Let me just say that we’re all lucky that a bra is the only thing she threw up there, and we were spared her teeth!

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