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Alton Brown Disses Food Network Chefs In Interview
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Is Alton Brown drinking the FNH Kool-Aid?!
In a recent interview with an Atlanta radio station, he talked a little smack about some of his Food Network co-stars. He playfully ribbed Giada’s weight and Ina’s relationship with her husband, but his story about Sandra Lee was the funniest. He said Sandra was “semi-sane… semi-out of her mind. I had one conversation with her … and she wanted to show me the place where she had gotten this bad mole taken off of her chest, which I thought was a super creepy thing … and I’m like, `I need to go somewhere else`… I think it may be too many preservatives from boxed cake mixes…”
He also shed a little light on the corny Food Network group specials they play around the holidays: “Food Network likes to do those shows that make us look like we all hang out together, like, ‘oh, hey, you wanna cook?’ and I’m like, ‘who the hell are you? … Most of us don’t know each other.’”
Here’s some video of the interview for your viewing pleasure:
(Thanks for the tip, Brandi!)
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158 Responses
Um, that’s not what I said. You are a sad, sad, person.
Please, do not reply to me again.
Yes, anyone COULD be gracious. I’ve heard of too many who aren’t. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree, because you only want to see the negative.
I’m not saying he wasn’t snarky, but everyone has off days.
I have loved this guy since I first started watching this Network. He is genuinely funny w/o being nasty and his knowledge is not only helpful but makes so much sence. I do hope the “food nazi bunch” do not get a hold on this network and try to force the “cooks” to lie to the viewers and try to make us believe that our food will taste the same when we use all the new stuff they’re forcing us to use . I stay away from “lites” “low fat” “no fat”, etc. as there is “no taste”. Thanks for great shows and hosts.
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I’m actually a bit dissapointed. I thought he was going to actually “diss” some people. But he didn’t say anything mean at all, just some funny truths.
I just finished watching Iron Chef, probably for the last time. Alton Brown and his stupid, rude, obnobious remarks have me at my limit. Someone else should host this show. Tonight, he pointed out “fungus cooking” in reference to mushrooms being prepared. We all know what mushrooms are and it is not appetizing and in poor taste to make this comment. He was also rude to Geoff Zakarian several times, especially when Zakarian opened a bottle of wine in an unusual way. Alton told us at home not to do that or we’d have glass all over like they did now in Kitchen Stadium. The intact bottle was sitting on the counter.
Though, according to the TV Guide, some of his Good Eats shows have interesting subjects, I can’t stand to watch it and listen to him. He overuses “kids” to much in referring to us viewers, and he’s constantly sticking his face right in the camera so it takes up the TV screen and he has an arrogant attitude. In reference to his remark above about most of the Food Network Stars not knowing each other, my guess is they turn and run when they see him coming. Where did you ever find this idiot? Did he come from a cooking school or science lab? He must work cheap or something cause I can’t believe he has a large fan base.
He needs a good slap across the face and lesson in how to talk to people without the smart crap. I pity the people that have to work with him. And, if I bought Welch’s grape juice, I’d boycott it now that they have him selling that. I hit the mute button in record time when that comes on.
Debra Harris
I can’t stand this man. He is pompous and arrogant to the point of me not being able to watch Iron Chief anymore, not to mention The Next Iron Chief where he takes his pomposity and arrogance to new levels. He is disrespectful to the contestants and to the viewers as well..
I did watch Good Eats for a while but could never stand his campy humor then with the growing realization of what a smug self-satisfied ass he is finished me off for good. What can you expect from a man who basis his whole persona on a washed up techno music star from the 80′s like Thomas Dolby. Jackass.