Archives for "September, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th September 2009
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The Top 10 Worst Fortune Cookies Ever

[That's not a fortune! That's a threat!] [That sounds more like lunch on the Biggest Loser ranch.] [Is that supposed to be impressive? Cave men ate bark and liked it, too.] [This is what happens when Hallmark writers go rogue.] [...IN BED!]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th September 2009
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Alton Brown Disses Food Network Chefs In Interview

Is Alton Brown drinking the FNH Kool-Aid?! In a recent interview with an Atlanta radio station, he talked a little smack about some of his Food Network co-stars. He playfully ribbed Giada’s weight and Ina’s relationship with her husband, but his story about Sandra Lee was the funniest. He said Sandra was “semi-sane… semi-out of [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th September 2009
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Paula Deen On “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”

(All jokes aside, Paula did a decent job on the show. She missed a few easy questions, but won $20,000 for her charity – and that’s always a good thing.)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th September 2009
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A Day In The Life Of Guy Fieri

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th September 2009
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Famous Foodies By The Smell (Part 2)

AARON MCCARGO: Manwich mix, cheap aftershave, and tarnished 14-karat gold DUFF GOLDMAN: Vanilla frosting, Mary Alice’s perfume, and dirty laundry MELISSA D’ARABIAN: Frozen bacon, diapers, French bread, and insecurity INA GARTEN: Hydrangeas, BMW leather, the seafood section at Whole Foods, and GOOD vanilla THE NEELYS: Barbecue sauce and strawberry condoms GORDON RAMSAY: John Dory, halibut, [...]


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