Archives for "August, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st August 2009
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Rachael Ray: The World’s Least Competent Ball Girl

Don’t quit your day job, Ray Ray. Andy Roddick and Rachael Ray were both guests on Late Night with David Letterman last week. When Dave and Andy went outside to play an impromptu game of tennis, Ray Ray tagged along… as the ball girl. Clad in a skin tight khaki skirt that retarded her movement, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st August 2009
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Food Network Safety Cards

(These are actual government safety cards/images – reworked as Food Network warning signs:) If Bobby Flay’s rooftop grill explodes, run like hell and don’t stop ’til you hit Brooklyn. Always wash your hands after coming into contact with Guy Fieri. Sandra Lee’s cooking may cause digestive discomfort. Also, your respiratory system may shut down. If [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st August 2009
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Ina Garten, Bobby Flay Win Daytime Emmys

Quick 2009 Daytime Emmy Awards update: The Food Network took home a paltry 3 Emmys this year (out of the 280 awarded). Grill It with Bobby Flay won the Emmy award for Best Culinary Program. Grill It beat Barefoot Contessa, Giada at Home, Gourmet’s Diary of a Foodie, and Simply Ming. (I don’t know about [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th August 2009
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If Ina Garten Advertised For Ipod

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th August 2009
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Melissa D’Arabian Needs To Shut Up About The Bacon

(And guess what! Her husband is French!)


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