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The Worst Restaurant Names In The World (35 Pics)
Posted on June 30th 2009 by Jillian Madison

FNH Gallery: the 35 most unfortunately named restaurants and cafes across the world!

bad restaurant name
(Located in Tanzania)

bad restaurant name
(USA)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Houston, TX)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Delaware)

bad restaurant name
(Located in NYC)

bad restaurant name
(Located in India)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Florida)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Portland, Oregon)

bad restaurant name
(Located in the Philippines)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Australia)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Mass)

bad restaurant name
(No idea!)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Houston, Texas)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Sandwich shop located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(I believe this is located in Germany)

bad restaurant name
(Located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Malaysia)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Sweden)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Canada)

bad restaurant name
(Located in NYC)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Toronto, Canada)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Los Angeles, California)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Honolulu, Hawaii)

bad restaurant name
(Located in China)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in India)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Spain)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Tibet)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)



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    162 Responses

  1. ted says:

    i just want to clarify that Flavors of Negros aint a typo. It pertains to food that comes from the Negros Occidental region of the philippines. and its not pronounced negro meaning a black person its pronounced Neh-gross. just wanted to clear that up

    • jim says:

      thx for your incitful review of the name of this place, the world would truly be lost without it. Her’s my incite, (its meant to be a play on words you putz) i quess treating the rest of the world like idiots, makes you feel superior. IDIOT

  2. Check your facts says:

    Dirty Dicks is in London, UK not generic USA
    The Tibetan one is actually from Thailand.

  3. eoghan says:

    soon fatt is actually in Bray (just as you head out on the shankill road), Ireland and not in Malaysia lol
    I go by it nearly every day, funny I came across it here. just about to eat their food as I speak ;)

  4. Big Joe says:

    i agree with TED. “Flavors of Negros” is a restaurant in the Philippines that serves food from the province of Negros Occidental. it’s funny how cultural backgrounds give us different perceptions/reactions of something as trivial as a restaurant name.

  5. Tabasc0Kat says:

    The last picture was from Butler, PA. The restaurant is “Dynasty Buffet”, but the D and Y were burnt out.

  6. DrEmil says:

    Victoria, if we are all dumb Americans, perhaps you should cruise your own country’s websites, but clearly wherever you live they have no sense of humor. Or should I say humour.

  7. Tuesday says:

    Cabbages and Condoms is actually in Bangkok not in London. I wish there was one here though. They give you condoms instead of mints at the end of your meal! Worth buying some pad thai!

  8. generalforum says:

    The Mc Wanks photo left me speechless…
    Some of those photos simply had me asking “why?”.

  9. Mitch says:

    Fuk Mi is located in houston, tx

  10. Big Sherm says:

    I know for sure Happy Crack is in Waterloo Iowa…Ha!

  11. Mom Poon says:

    Fuk Mi was located in Friendswood/Webster Texas just south of Houston for a few years in the 90′s. Never went there, but always joked about it.

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  13. Kait says:

    Nasty Buffet is in Butler, PA in the Clearview Mall. Its actually called Dynasty Buffet, but the lights in “DY” have burnt out an haven’t been replaced in at least 5 years. I used to eat there all the time. Surprisingly, fir Chinese buffets, The Nasty Buffet isn’t too nasty.

  14. chris says:

    the Muffcaffe is located in Slovakia

  15. Janice says:

    The Lick-A-Chick is located next door to the Lick-A-Treat!! No kidding, it’s located in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada and has the best fried chicken ever, So yes, I have had Lick-A-Chick!!

  16. Rose says:

    the Last one- “nasty buffet” is actually dynasty buffet with the d and y lights burnt out

    there’s also a crabby dicks in ocean city maryland.
    In OC there’s also Big Peckers, and Bj’s

  17. Gary S. says:

    I think “Soon Fatt” restaurant would be FUNNIER if it were an all you can eat place! (Buffet)

  18. Chance says:

    Chewy Balls was right across the street from our High School

  19. Aaron says:

    Nasty buffet is supposed to say Dynasty Buffet. It’s in Reno, Nevada. It’s a Damn good Mongolian buffet

  20. jch67 says:

    Cabbages & Condoms is actually in Bangkok, Thailand and is an excellent restaurant. It was started by a Member of Parliament who championed the use of condoms in the Thai sex industry to combat the spread of Aids. Great restaurant with great food, great atmosphere and a great cause.

    I live in Bangkok for several years and have eaten here dozens of times. Highly recommended if you’re visiting.

  21. Mary says:

    OH OBAMA’S FRIED CHICKEN :)
    That was great while it lasted, they had to change their name, due to legalities I assume.

  22. Rachel says:

    I love Dirty Dicks! It’s in Boston, MA. The foods nothing spectacular, but the service is purposefully horrible. It’s a great atmosphere and the waiters have good humored fun at your expense, but it’s nothing cruel, just funny.

  23. MuffMaster71 says:

    LOL…..those people in that Happy Crack restaurant don’t look like their cracks are too happy. Except for those two over on the far left who have their arms all around each other – they look like their cracks are kind of happy.

  24. Your Name Elizabeth says:

    I’m glad to see others have come to the defense of Cabbages and Condoms. There are actually several throughout Thailand, and the profits go to helping to combat the AIDs problem in the country. Some of the other names are very funny, however.

  25. kakiski says:

    heheh
    beeen to golden shower…ask for Kitimoto when you get there…yummm…ohh n the Gold3en-shower special…they should match up with the golden Stool…Rotlfmao!!

  26. Mike says:

    In Lexington, KY on UK’s campus, just saw a place called Hugh Jass Burgers.

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  28. Sayrial says:

    Damnit! I knew it!
    Hung Far Low is awwwwwesome!!! My bastard friends didnt wanna go!

  29. samuel says:

    I believe that El Rape restaurant is located in Portugal, because it’s a portuguese phone number. Having said that, it’s a great name ahahah

  30. Kmac says:

    Please someone look up Pho King in Austin Tx off of parmer lane.

  31. Nan says:

    “rape” means angler-fish/ devilfish in spanish and as the restaurant is located in Spain I don’t think that the name is that bad.

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