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FNH Gallery: the 35 most unfortunately named restaurants and cafes across the world!

(Located in Tanzania)

(USA)

(Located in Houston, TX)

(Located in Delaware)

(Located in NYC)

(Located in India)

(Located in Florida)

(Located in England)

(Located in Portland, Oregon)

(Located in the Philippines)

(Located in Australia)

(Located in Mass)

(No idea!)

(Located in Houston, Texas)

(Located in England)

(Sandwich shop located in London, England)

(Located in London, England)

(I believe this is located in Germany)

(Located in London, England)

(Located in Malaysia)

(Not sure where this is located)

(Located in Sweden)

(Located in England)

(Located in Canada)

(Located in NYC)

(Located in Toronto, Canada)

(Located in Los Angeles, California)

(Located in Honolulu, Hawaii)

(Located in China)

(Located in England)

(Located in India)

(Located in Spain)

(Not sure where this is located)

(Located in Tibet)

(Not sure where this is located)
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162 Responses
i just want to clarify that Flavors of Negros aint a typo. It pertains to food that comes from the Negros Occidental region of the philippines. and its not pronounced negro meaning a black person its pronounced Neh-gross. just wanted to clear that up
thx for your incitful review of the name of this place, the world would truly be lost without it. Her’s my incite, (its meant to be a play on words you putz) i quess treating the rest of the world like idiots, makes you feel superior. IDIOT
Don’t treat Ted like a troll… troll.
Ted, thanks for the info.
Thanks, Jim, for proving your place in the world is rightfully deserved.
Dirty Dicks is in London, UK not generic USA
The Tibetan one is actually from Thailand.
soon fatt is actually in Bray (just as you head out on the shankill road), Ireland and not in Malaysia lol
I go by it nearly every day, funny I came across it here. just about to eat their food as I speak ;)
i agree with TED. “Flavors of Negros” is a restaurant in the Philippines that serves food from the province of Negros Occidental. it’s funny how cultural backgrounds give us different perceptions/reactions of something as trivial as a restaurant name.
The last picture was from Butler, PA. The restaurant is “Dynasty Buffet”, but the D and Y were burnt out.
Victoria, if we are all dumb Americans, perhaps you should cruise your own country’s websites, but clearly wherever you live they have no sense of humor. Or should I say humour.
Cabbages and Condoms is actually in Bangkok not in London. I wish there was one here though. They give you condoms instead of mints at the end of your meal! Worth buying some pad thai!
The Mc Wanks photo left me speechless…
Some of those photos simply had me asking “why?”.
Fuk Mi is located in houston, tx
I know for sure Happy Crack is in Waterloo Iowa…Ha!
Fuk Mi was located in Friendswood/Webster Texas just south of Houston for a few years in the 90′s. Never went there, but always joked about it.
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Nasty Buffet is in Butler, PA in the Clearview Mall. Its actually called Dynasty Buffet, but the lights in “DY” have burnt out an haven’t been replaced in at least 5 years. I used to eat there all the time. Surprisingly, fir Chinese buffets, The Nasty Buffet isn’t too nasty.
the Muffcaffe is located in Slovakia
The Lick-A-Chick is located next door to the Lick-A-Treat!! No kidding, it’s located in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada and has the best fried chicken ever, So yes, I have had Lick-A-Chick!!
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the Last one- “nasty buffet” is actually dynasty buffet with the d and y lights burnt out
there’s also a crabby dicks in ocean city maryland.
In OC there’s also Big Peckers, and Bj’s
I think “Soon Fatt” restaurant would be FUNNIER if it were an all you can eat place! (Buffet)
Chewy Balls was right across the street from our High School
Nasty buffet is supposed to say Dynasty Buffet. It’s in Reno, Nevada. It’s a Damn good Mongolian buffet
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Cabbages & Condoms is actually in Bangkok, Thailand and is an excellent restaurant. It was started by a Member of Parliament who championed the use of condoms in the Thai sex industry to combat the spread of Aids. Great restaurant with great food, great atmosphere and a great cause.
I live in Bangkok for several years and have eaten here dozens of times. Highly recommended if you’re visiting.
OH OBAMA’S FRIED CHICKEN :)
That was great while it lasted, they had to change their name, due to legalities I assume.
I love Dirty Dicks! It’s in Boston, MA. The foods nothing spectacular, but the service is purposefully horrible. It’s a great atmosphere and the waiters have good humored fun at your expense, but it’s nothing cruel, just funny.
LOL…..those people in that Happy Crack restaurant don’t look like their cracks are too happy. Except for those two over on the far left who have their arms all around each other – they look like their cracks are kind of happy.
I’m glad to see others have come to the defense of Cabbages and Condoms. There are actually several throughout Thailand, and the profits go to helping to combat the AIDs problem in the country. Some of the other names are very funny, however.
heheh
beeen to golden shower…ask for Kitimoto when you get there…yummm…ohh n the Gold3en-shower special…they should match up with the golden Stool…Rotlfmao!!
In Lexington, KY on UK’s campus, just saw a place called Hugh Jass Burgers.
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Damnit! I knew it!
Hung Far Low is awwwwwesome!!! My bastard friends didnt wanna go!
I believe that El Rape restaurant is located in Portugal, because it’s a portuguese phone number. Having said that, it’s a great name ahahah
In Italian, Rape refers to Brassica rapa. That could be what they are going on about.
Please someone look up Pho King in Austin Tx off of parmer lane.
There is a Pho King in Tacoma, Washington as well, on MLKing Way.
“rape” means angler-fish/ devilfish in spanish and as the restaurant is located in Spain I don’t think that the name is that bad.
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