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The Paula Deen Recipe Advisory System
Posted on June 24th 2009 by Jillian Madison

This just in from the Surgeon General: from now on, all of Paula Deen’s fatty cookbook recipes, buttery Food Network meals, and greasy restaurant dishes will be assigned a level on the PAULA DEEN HEALTH ADVISORY SYSTEM. The different levels represent your post-consumption risk of illness and/or death.

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In other news, several health care providers have announced that being a Paula Deen fan is now considered a “pre-existing condition” and owning any of her merchandise may disqualify you from obtaining affordable health insurance.


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Paula Deen In Legal Trouble
---Paula Deen Breaks Mid-Recipe To Do Jazzercize With Random Guest
---If Paula Deen Was President…
---Epic Paula Deen Recipe Review
---Letters To FNH: Paula Deen Spotted In Optical Shop

    3 Responses

  1. JM says:
    June 24, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    And she’ll sell you her extra-special Paula Deen Defibrillator at JCPenney for $179.95. It comes in taupe.

    Reply
  2. JM says:
    June 24, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    “Buy mah stuff, y’all.”

    Reply
  3. Nutmeg Nanny says:
    June 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Nice one JM. Will she also be selling them on QVC?

    Reply

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