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Guy Fieri »

Take Off The Sunglasses, Guy
Posted on June 15th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    14 Responses

  1. DesignerJeans says:

    Reason #2881 for my dislike of this poser.

  2. Jen says:

    Maybe he does it to hide the fact that he doesn’t have a neck?

  3. Jenn says:

    OMG I was shopping with my mother the other day and she actually did this with her sunglasses. My heart stopped. I lurched for the glasses in hopes of ripping them from her neck but ended up getting them caught in her hair. I demanded to know where she got the idea to do that and she said that “guy” from food network *lol, mom his name is actually Guy* Oh well, this coming from a lady that calls it Iron Chief America. I love my mom :)

  4. Lee says:

    Looks like he’s gaining weight…

  5. Lana says:

    Heehee, the sunglasses on the back of the head. I totally get it if you’re in and out of the sun. Fine. IMO it looks pretty dumb, but you don’t lose your glasses. So I totally get that. But inside? Shooting a T.V. show? Yeah. There’s got to be a flunky who’s job it is to babysit those shades!

    @Lee – Don’t know when how long ago the image above was made, but I just saw Guy this weekend. My daughter and I both remarked to each other that he looked unusually trim.

  6. Tatiana says:

    He looks like a penis-head puppet form the back.

  7. Byrdie says:

    What a git.

  8. Cameron says:

    Everything about this dude makes me ill, from his “batchelor pad” set to the way-overdone and outdated hair bleach job and the freakin’ sunglass from behind. Can’t the FN afford a “Fieri Makeover” which is long overdue. Hey, sounds like an idea for a new show!

  9. Roxanne Dupuis says:

    That fact he tries so hard to be cool makes him look like an even bigger jackass than he probably is.

    Sincere appreciation comes from being humble IMO.

    Just goes to show you that his loyal fan base is probably compromised mainly by idiots and jackasses too.

  10. Freezezzy says:

    If you imagine this as a pic of Guy as an old man, the quote could be:
    -
    “Did I leave my sunglasses in here?”

  11. Byrdie says:

    Or he keeps turning around trying to see the back of his head…

  12. Chris says:

    I think that if he takes them off, it will let all the air out of his head.

  13. Tatiana says:

    Great visual, Chris. Pfffffffftttttt………….

  14. Stephen says:

    Someone should just knock them off his head, stomp on em to break them.
    and tell him to stop being such a GIGANTIC Douche! It’s NEVER a cool look, Especially when they’re white.
    If he bleaches his hair often enough, its all gonna fall out.

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