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Paula Deen’s Salt & Pepper Shaker
Posted on June 3rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

Paula Deen knows her Cracker Barrel Salt & Pepper Shakers look like googly eyes, right?

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes

paula deen salt and pepper shaker googly eyes


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    11 Responses

  1. Megan says:
    June 4, 2009 at 8:53 am

    This was great stuff! I love a good photoshop joke. :)

    Megan @ adventuresofacarnivore.com

    Reply
  2. Heather says:
    June 4, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Ovrpriced Cinese-made SHIT !

    Reply
  3. Byrdie says:
    June 4, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Once again it’s all about the money because these s&p’s are not only eye-bally but ugly. fugly actually. and if that wasn’t enought, she has an entire collection of fugly, overpriced crap on cracker barrel’s (and other) sites. She actually has a product called “silly salt” for eight bucks that is salt, pepper, onion powder, thyme and “savory”. EIGHT BUCKS for salt, y’all!!

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  4. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:
    June 4, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Is she also selling Poo Poo PickUp bags for the occassional accidental mudslide in your driveway?
    How about a rusty fork collection with which to gouge your eyes out every time we are forced to witness Paular droppin’ her drawers on stage?
    How about an oversized ladel to scoop your brains out everytime PooPoo Paula makes a sexual reference about herself and her “gourmet coffe” producing husband, Santa Clone?

    Reply
  5. Byrdie says:
    June 4, 2009 at 9:44 am

    “I’ll take the rusty fork collection for $100, Alex”

    Reply
  6. April March says:
    June 4, 2009 at 11:22 am

    HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken: FNH is looking for guest bloggers. I think you should sign up. Your posts are hilarious!

    Reply
  7. Mike says:
    June 4, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    hahahahha….subtle, and probably the piece i’ve laughed hardest about here in the last week or 2

    Reply
  8. Youknowwhoiam says:
    June 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    The Geico Kash was my favorite one ;)

    Reply
  9. DerekLutz says:
    June 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Best use of Paula’s ovaries, counting Bobby and Jamie.

    Reply
  10. Bonzy says:
    June 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Unreal how they look soooo shitty!! Who keeps buying this crap?!

    Reply
  11. Freezezzy says:
    June 4, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    The last one did it for me. xD

    “I always feel like… someone is watching me!”

    Reply

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