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Paula Deen and Kathy Griffin (With Video)
Posted on June 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Paula Deen recently invited Kathy Griffin and her crew to her house in Savannah to film an episode of My Life On The D-List. The episode aired on Bravo last night, and guys, it was absolutely hilarious. Paula was charming, gracious, and genuinely funny, and the episode made me see her in a very different – and far more flattering – light.

Things I learned about Paula Deen from her appearance on Kathy Griffin’s show:
1. Paula Deen was robbed at gunpoint.
2. Paula Deen has her own drag queen named Paul A. Deen.
3. Paula Deen sleeps in silky black pajamas.
4. Unlike other women on the Food Network stars, Paula Deen never spits. She always swallows.

Highlights:
Kathy Griffin hitting Paula Deen in the head with a stick, Kathy Griffin trying to seduce Bobby Deen, Kathy serving hoecakes at the Lady & Sons, and many snarky, quick-witted one-liners from Paula’s drunk assistant. Here are a few video clips, but you should really hunt down the whole episode if you didn’t catch it last night. I can’t recommend it highly enough.



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    35 Responses

  1. DesignerJeans says:

    I watched it. I really did enjoy it, Paula went up some serious points in my book.

    I like the fact that she has not let all this go to her head (ok her wallet with all her licensing ) but still…

    funny funny episode.

    brad? was funny funny funny!

    (she does seem to talk about poop and pee a lot though.)

  2. Lady Callahan says:

    No! Nononono!! I don’t want to have to start liking her! It’s more fun NOT to!

  3. April March says:

    I had never watched Kathy’s show before and despite a few too many ‘bleeps’ for my taste, I have to say that I liked it more than I expected to. One or two too many references to poop and pee, but I guess that’s to be expected with Paula. I wonder if her drunken assistant can be that funny when he’s not sloshed! And, I really got a chuckle out of Kathy’s ‘attempted’ seduction of Bobby. I can’t decide if he was just being a good sport about it or if he was loving every minute of all the attention he was getting.

  4. Byrdie says:

    Lady C, don’t fret. Just remember that she employs every one of her family members to insure she can rake in barrels of (undeserved) cash, fakes an extreme southern drawl to suit the occasion, POOPS IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY, admits to the open public that her house SMELLS LIKE URINE AND HAS DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE, cooks with just about as many prepackaged foods as Aunt (hic)(burrpp) Sandy…why,these are but just a few of my favorite things!

  5. e=mc5 says:

    I’m a huge fan of Kathy’s and I’m glad to see you covered Paula’s appearance last night! I laughed pretty much the whole way through it. I was neutral about Paula before watching it, but even I found myself wanting to hang out with the old coot and her friends/family.

  6. gayle says:

    Thanks for the video!!!! This is my favorite website ever.

  7. erin says:

    I dislike Paula Deen, but even I found myself chuckling and laughing along with that video clip. I’m going to see if I can track down the episode. Thanks for the tip, FNH!

  8. Dani says:

    I couldn’t get past the turd part. :|

  9. Byrdie says:

    Amen, Dani. No class. Another one of my fave Pauler qualities.

  10. Alexis says:

    Giada is sooo the spitter.

  11. KB says:

    How about the fact that Paula described the Griffin gang as a “circle jerk.” Did no one else catch that?? The Food Network powers had to love that one. I did.

  12. Mike In Detroit says:

    I am not impressed . Still an uncouth swine. And Kathy Griffin is morphing into quite the cartoon charactor uh ?

  13. Teague says:

    She has numbers 3 and 4 in common with her son Bobby.

  14. JoeyfromSC says:

    I sure don’t see the video!:( I missed it!

    Why the hatred against Paula here?sheesh!

  15. Teague says:

    With these two in the same place where is a giant meteor when you need one?

  16. Jessica says:

    I love Kathy and now I love Paula even more! I want to go to her house and get tucked in!

  17. Kitty says:

    Kathy Griffin is a silly bitch~ <3

  18. chris says:

    bobby deen is such a fag, it was so obvious. he even kissed kathy at the end to show the world that he luvs the vadge. oh come the fuck on, bobby. we all know u like the peen.

  19. FNFAN says:

    I tend to think B. Deen is family too, and I’m just waiting for the revelation. I wonder if Kathy and her gaydar picked anything up?

    • Dr. L. says:

      Probably swore her life away that she would not ask, in order to be on the show. It is the South, you know. We love our relatives but shut ‘em the fuck up.

  20. Vanilla says:

    Michael McDonald? …That’s random. Talk about Z-List. Funny guy, but wtf else has he done besides MadTV?

    I think the drag queen should have a bigger career than Pauler. I do prefer my chocolate bars with nuts.

    I sure hope Kathy Griffin rips Pauler a new one in her next standup special. Since Clay Aiken’s come out, she needs something newer. Food Network is rife with material.

    …And that turd …doesn’t look like something that came from the dogs. Looks a bit too big, is all I’m saying. It was an Epic Poop. Are her boys potty-trained yet?

  21. Jillian Madison says:

    Okay, so who else thinks Bobby Deen is gay? What if Brandon (the drunk assistant) is really his boyfriend?

  22. April March says:

    Brandon’s partner’s name is Jim — he mentioned him in the show. Something was said about Jim bringing him a gin while Brandon soaks in the tub. As for Bobby, he’s a mystery. There’s been alot of speculation and info on a few websites (one blog in particular), but it’s hard to draw a clear conclusion.

  23. Teague says:

    @Jillian

    re: who else thinks Bobby deen is Gay…Everyone

  24. Cat Chow says:

    Everybody just jumped the shark in this one…

  25. GiadasBoobs says:

    I’ve been sold on Bobby’s preferring the drumstick for quite some time. Truth be told, I’m fairly certain Michael McDonald (Stewart!) is too. Is it possible it wasn’t so random after all? I agree with Dani and Byrdie. Paula gives me swamp gut.

  26. DJDelaware says:

    I can’t believe no one mentioned Paula using the term “circle jerk” in a sentence. That was the crowing point of the episode for me!

  27. FNFAN says:

    LOL @ “preferring the drumstick”

    RIP Michael and Farrah

  28. wannabe chef says:

    I can’t believe anyone would want to be “tucked in” at at a home infested with dog poop. Come to think of it, I would not want to eat there either. Yuck.

  29. If you ever met Paula in person you’d know there’s nothing to hate- She is the real deal! to know her is to be crazy about her !

  30. bob-b-que says:

    Michael McDonald is gay, he frequents certain gay bars in West Hollywood. Im not sure about bobby, I tend to think he is, but it may just be wishful thinking. Im a southern boy and know the old “act like your dating girls” routine and that is what it looks like he is doing, ACTING like dating girls.

  31. Olive Loahf says:

    I’m sick of everyone saying that Bobby Dean is Gay. He is not Gay, he is Bi-Sexual, he likes Men and Boys.

  32. chaz says:

    so what if he is gay wouldnt you like to have him on your and eat him up!yum oh

  33. tony says:

    I agree with Paula A Deen-the drag queen! Thank You!

  34. J.Stone says:

    I have met both of her son’s (I’m from California) when my man and I recently went to Savannah. They talked with us, took pics, such nice guys!! My man has met Paula and Michael, and again such very nice down home people…..kudos to them on their new home, it’s looking beautiful so far….we were on the dock next door and were in awe…we love u mom…err Paula Deen!

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