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Disappointments Abound For Noah Starr
Posted on June 17th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?
---Noah Starr Resurfaces In College Humor Video

    15 Responses

  1. Eye says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:07 am

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  2. Danny says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:08 am

    This twerp is like nails on a chalkboard for me. For reals.

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  3. Sasha says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:09 am

    This is funny! I wonder how tall he is in real life. Because he comes across as being 4’8″ on camera.

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  4. Roxanne Dupuis says:
    June 17, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Are Food Network hoping to poach Nickelodeon viewers by using Noah Starr on some of their programs ? Is that it ?

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  5. Byrdie says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:01 am

    The way FN programs, be thankful he doesn’t have his very OWN show:

    “Nibbles with Noah”.
    “Nosh around the clock with Noah”.
    “Nausea by Noah”.

    That sort of thing.

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  6. Tatiana says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Oh, this is funny.

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  7. FatherOfgan says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:22 am

    I feel so much better about Aida! I thought that she was some sort of 7′ giant, what with the obvious booster seat they have him on. But know I know it’s that just Noah is a shrimp. Thanks FNH

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  8. Sandra says:
    June 17, 2009 at 11:34 am

    LMAO!!!!

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  9. Freezezzy says:
    June 17, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Good one(s), Byrdie. I’d just like to add one more:

    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea by Noah.

    Sponsored by the makers of Pepto Bismol.

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  10. Byrdie says:
    June 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    @Freezezzy – LMFAO!!

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  11. stixx23 says:
    June 17, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I’m sure the Food network people will be happy to know I had no idea who this guy was until I googled the name. Now that I know, it’s highly unlikely I’ll think about him again until the next FNH post on him!

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  12. Cameron says:
    June 17, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I’d like to Ask Aida (and, by default, Noah) to LEAVE THE NETWORK!!!

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  13. Jordan says:
    June 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Sounds like a lot of hating going on here…. always so easy to demean someone else while hidden behind a screen.

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  14. FN Writer says:
    June 18, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Poor Noah…..nice guy, very big twit. He is NOT the computer geek intended and all of the sitting at the puter is contrived. His computer has no real keys even! He was sort of a package deal with her and the whole deal and show sux in my opinion. She cannot even handle basic questions and her food is, at best, boring.

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  15. FoodieOne says:
    June 18, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I’m sorry to say that I think Noah is the one bright spot on Aida’s stupid show. I like him, but she gets on my nerves.

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