Comments on: Food Network: On-Air Personality Application http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/ Cook with them. Laugh with us. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:21:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nutmeg Nanny http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/#comment-3016 Nutmeg Nanny Tue, 12 May 2009 13:02:54 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1249#comment-3016 I live right down the road from the Culinary Institute of America...can I have a job a FN? In fact I have eaten dinner at all their restaurants so I must be more qualified than some of the people working there.... I live right down the road from the Culinary Institute of America…can I have a job a FN? In fact I have eaten dinner at all their restaurants so I must be more qualified than some of the people working there….

]]> By: DKM http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/#comment-2968 DKM Mon, 11 May 2009 19:54:52 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1249#comment-2968 I once had a dream that I was working on Alton Brown's set as an extra, and afterward we were all going as a big group to the movies. But Alton talked to me more than any of the other extras--that should qualify me for at LEAST three shows of my own! If you're listening, Food Network, here's my pitch: In one show, I'll tell people how to cook "easy" dinners with a combination of Burger King fried chicken tenders and ingredients you can only order from a specialty shop on the next continent. In another, I'll surprise people at work and challenge them to a cook-off with me at the nearest fly-infested park. In the third, I'll teach travelers how to get drunk on $10 a day while never paying more than 5 cents for tips. I once had a dream that I was working on Alton Brown’s set as an extra, and afterward we were all going as a big group to the movies. But Alton talked to me more than any of the other extras–that should qualify me for at LEAST three shows of my own!

If you’re listening, Food Network, here’s my pitch: In one show, I’ll tell people how to cook “easy” dinners with a combination of Burger King fried chicken tenders and ingredients you can only order from a specialty shop on the next continent. In another, I’ll surprise people at work and challenge them to a cook-off with me at the nearest fly-infested park. In the third, I’ll teach travelers how to get drunk on $10 a day while never paying more than 5 cents for tips.

]]> By: Lily http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/#comment-2949 Lily Mon, 11 May 2009 15:32:00 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1249#comment-2949 How about "What is your culinary point of view" ? " Do you have one or can we make one up for you" ? Again, this post was hilarious. You girls are verging on genius. How about “What is your culinary point of view” ? ” Do you have one or can we make one up for you” ?

Again, this post was hilarious. You girls are verging on genius.

]]> By: Paula Deen's Butt Massage http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/#comment-2929 Paula Deen's Butt Massage Sun, 10 May 2009 21:40:00 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1249#comment-2929 bahahah egads if i could just get thru steel magnolias without crying bahahah egads if i could just get thru steel magnolias without crying

]]> By: Alex http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/05/food-network-on-air-personality-application/#comment-2923 Alex Sun, 10 May 2009 15:05:50 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1249#comment-2923 You forgot a question: "Name 10 items you are going to sell in our Food Network store to make us even more money." You forgot a question: “Name 10 items you are going to sell in our Food Network store to make us even more money.”

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