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Posted on April 16th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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  1. Feikhal Madhur says:
    April 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Any one ever see Goldman “play” a base guitar ? What a hilarious sight. Captain of the Nerd Herd grabs his guitar and becomes a rockstar. He is so Superbad. Knob.

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  2. Sabrina says:
    April 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    He “thinks” he can play, he thinks he is the shit, he thinks we believe him and the french chick are dating, he thinks he is an athelete, he thinks he uses his gym under the fat farm (bakery), he thinks we are oblivious that he and Geof are homo’s, he thinks he can “Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!”, but in the real world he is a short, bald, obese, faggot, who also thinks he is culinary worlds Bam Margera (Bam can kick his fat ass…ie:Don “child porno”Vito.) He is the most delusional fucktard on the planet.

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  3. Lana says:
    April 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    *clears throat* That’s bass guitar, not base guitar, tyvm. (live music – it’s kinda what I do)

    I think you’ll have to have a run-off for ‘most likely to set their kitchen on fire’ … Fieri’s lit it up a couple times, on Leno and on the Bonnie Hunt show, and I know I’ve seen flames on Iron Chef. Was that Symon or Flay …?

    L-O-V-E the pic of Paula climbing over to get some from Ellen !! Too funny!

    And you’re so right. Alton would never cry while chopping onions. Never …. happen !! *smiles*

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  4. Kittykitty says:
    April 16, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I don’t mind Duff, although I have had my questions about him and Geof. Just one too many little moments. Maybe he plays for both teams – not that there’s anything wrong with that … Tyler Florence is like that weird, dorky kid in high school who’s convinced he’s all that, even when he’s obviously the only one who thinks so. I don’t think that guy could look truly seductive if he tried. Paula sure is friendly. Maybe she and Duff should get together and, you know – discuss stuff.

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  5. cusineboy1975 says:
    April 17, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Have to disagree with you on Tyler; he is sexy to me, and even though his show is not one that I tape on a regular basis, I don’t now if I would ever be able to concentrate in the kitchen if I was standing side-by-side with him.

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  6. Chris says:
    April 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    I don’t know if I’d want a homeless man to bake a cake for me. Sorry Duff.

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  7. Kittykitty says:
    April 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    To each his own, buddy. Tyler is cute; he just doesn’t do it for me. But then again, I think Alton Brown is adorable. If I had to cook along side him I’d probably be so nervous I’d chop off a finger or two.

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  8. Sabrina says:
    April 18, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    “I don’t know if I’d want a homeless man to bake a cake for me. Sorry Duff”

    Explain your statement. I need more fuel to my hate pyre

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