Archives for "April, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th April 2009
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A Whole Chicken In A Can: YUMMO!

Tracy from I Hate My Message Board is a very, very brave woman. You see, not only did she purchase one of Sweet Sue’s Canned Whole Chickens, but she actually cooked it… and ate some of it. And luckily for all of us less brave souls, she photographed the entire process. I don’t know about [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th April 2009
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For Rent: Paula Deen’s Beach House

Paula Deen just sent out a message on Twitter, urging anyone “looking for a place to stay” to check out her Georgia beach cottage. Apparently, her new furniture line still hasn’t made her rich enough, so she’s renting the house out for $2,000-$3,000 a week. And guess what, y’all? According to the ad, it has [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th April 2009
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Newman The French Bulldog Is Totally Adorable

We sure do snark a lot here at FNH, don’t we? But every once and awhile, something comes along that’s so adorable… so unsnarkable… that it exudes enough fuzzy warmth to melt the cellophane around our cold, dead hearts. Meet Newman, Claire Robinson’s incredibly well behaved – and incredibly cute – French Bulldog. He was [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th April 2009
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Food Network Soap Operas

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th April 2009
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VIDEO: First Look At Paula Deen’s New Furniture Line

Paula Deen launched her new furniture line today, and guess what? She did it because she cares about us, guys! Paula explained, “if you see something in my home and you love it, I want you to be able to have it.” How considerate of her! All snark aside, the curio cabinet and the dining [...]


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