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First Look: Sandra Lee’s Botanical Gardens Photo Shoot
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Aunt Sandy is in Birmingham this week, shooting photos at the Botanical Gardens for her Semi-Horrible magazine. Here’s your first look at the Pulitzer Prize-worthy work they’re doing there:



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Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Top 3 Things Sandra Lee Was Texting In Vogue Photo---Top 5 Most WTF Things In Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Magazine [Sept 2010]
---Photo: Sandra Lee’s Eyebrows Missing In Action
---Guy Fieri Stole Paris Hilton’s Sunglasses For His “Costco Connections” Photo Shoot
---Laughably Bad Hidden Valley Ranch Ad (Featuring Sandra Lee’s Broccoli Pie)
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13 Responses
She’s definitely showing her age more these days. I wonder how old she actually is.
OMG. Why is she holding the paint brush like that? Like it’s 5000 degrees or something. has she ever held a paint brush in her life?
I like how she preaches how to save money and cut costs, but has 19 people fawning over her for a stupid photo shoot. That’s special.
“Can I just tell you!?” Her boobs ARE looking super super saggy!
Of course I don’t know her at all, but she just seems vein. Very very vein.
Give us more Aunt Sandy cameltoe shots.
Hey, I heard of these amazing things called “brassieres,” usually shortened to “bras.” Bras lift up the boobies from your belly and prevent unfortunate pokings through the shirts. They can be sexy as well as practical and they’re relatively inexpensive, depending upon where you shop. Can be found at your local Wal-Mart, Target, or K-Mart.
she obviously knows what she is doing.
KANKLES
Is the wheelbarrow full of “vanella” vodka?
Is this Aunt Sandy in Rehab? It looks like craft-time before the 3rd AA meeting of the day. No more Vodka-Mudslide Melk Shakes…
Is this Aunt Sandy in Rehab? Looks like craft-time before the 3rd AA meeting of the day. No more Vodka-Mudslide”Melk” Shakes…
That botanical garden is right down from my house and I have a friend that works there as a horticulturist. She said that SAAndra Lee was the bitchiest and haughtiest person she has ever met. She complained because the roses weren’t blooming enough (she wanted roses brought in), she complained because they didn’t spray for bugs (umm, it’s outside you dumb bitch) and she complained because they wouldn’t turn the fountain on (because it was being cleaned. All in all, most people that worked with her felt she was a Class A bitch.