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Anthony Bourdain Wants To Get Drunk With Rachael Ray
Posted on March 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

[It seems Anthony Bourdain isn't done running his mouth about Food Network hosts. Last week, he called his one time arch nemesis Rachael Ray "likable" - and now, he wants to pour back shots of tequila with her. Um, that's a little creepy. What's next? Are we gonna hear a report that they rode off  into the sunset and got married on an episode of No Reservations?]

Interviewer: You and Sandra Lee share an affinity for booze. Would you consider drinking with her?

Anthony Bourdain: I wouldn’t consider it. I could see myself getting drunk with Rachael Ray. By all accounts, she’s pretty nice. My only problem with Rachael is the cooking part. Given she stopped cooking, I think we’d happily have shots of tequila together. But Sandra Lee’s food is collaborating with the enemy. It’s beyond compare. I couldn’t do it. It’s just wrong. That food is bad for the world. The exposure to it is dangerous.

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    4 Responses

  1. Jason says:
    March 25, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I am with ya Tony B on this one… HECK, I’d love to get drunk with Rachael Ray too!!! She does look like she would be a heck of a good time when drunk — if ya know what I mean!

    Reply
  2. Joe King says:
    July 11, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Tony’s going soft in his old age…I remember when he broke bread with Emeril, and I was like, “WTF?”

    Reply
  3. Gypsie Rose says:
    March 29, 2010 at 1:55 am

    so it too much sun little tony

    The exposure to it is dangerous

    Reply
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