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Rachael Ray’s Montreal Vacation: Photo Gallery
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On this episode of Rachael Ray’s Vacation, she and her grubby hubby John Cusimano ate their way through Montreal, Canada. They even brought Isaboo along, which was hysterical, because in every shot she looked like she wanted to get as far away from Rachael as possible.
Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of RR’s Vacation without some of her hideous jewelry, and many gratuitous shots of John in a fedora:










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Surprised they let the little bugger into Canada. I’d love to shave his monobrow and then kick the shit outta him.
Their CA episode is on FN as I write this. GAWD he looks like he needs about 50 dozen bars of soap. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, he’s smacking his food! GAWD that annoys me to no end!!!
I’m recording it and will be captioning it later today :)
What is with John and no bath…?? Why does he look like a gutter rat? The man’s skin color looks gray to me – Something wrong there with his health it looks like- maybe it is all the salami he consumes— however, In defense of Rachael in this episode – she didn’t look too bad- clean and she was sporting some nice coats and sunglasses through out the episode – she does wear sunglasses very nicely. And WTF is all the baby talk with them — “Horsey” ??? And don’t love how Rachael ASKED HIM – if she can buy the horse…? Boy she is one dumb cookie- LOL
I like the cigar/wiener picture… because… at first glance, his nose perfectly tops the cigar to make one perfect replica of what his smeagol probably looks like LOL!
Yes, yes, she wears sunglasses and coats well. Anything that covers up her bumpy body and creepy eyebrows is a good thing!
They are so dirty it makes you want to shower just looking at them. Ugh.
Why do you suppose Rachael and John hate bathing so much? They do look dirty – more him than her actually. Ewwww, Just gross – the two of them.
WTF happened to Rachael Ray – She used to be cute and F***able – but now… ??? Do you think it was her gross hubby that took her down skank lane?? It would seem so…
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OK….I have no where to go at this point…I have just watched (In great pain) RR on VACATION in Montreal….What the #%^…. Her Luvsband still looks like a Mafia throw away and he was being dragged by that IsaBOO all over the city…every time he opened his PIE HOLE he looked as dumb as a brick… and, and, and, and where do I start or stop… the French RR “tried” to speak made me cringe…and the fact that she tired to make that vagabond husband of hers look “European” made me wretch… Help….she does not need a VACATION…she needs medication….
Sorry for the rant…but I just needed to get it out…
Can you say….CAM IN BERT!!!!! maybe some crazy diction classes should be given to FN from —-can I even suggest…GIADA, OUCH.
God rest my soul.
I HAD TO RE-POST CUZ MY MIND IS GETTING KIND OF CRAZY WITH THESES TWO.
Look,
I could take my CRAZY family around the country ( or other countries for that matter) and they would be MORE interesting than these two….
Granted – my sister is a Lesbian, my mother a substance abuser, my father passed away, and I am obsessed with RR and her DIRTY husband…
With the gamut of my family of wack-o’s I think we might have a show. But to see these two DIRTY – CHEESY (no pun intended) low life’s is beyond me…does she have some kind of “DIRT” on FN that they would actually produce this non-sense….
OH, PLEASE PUT ISSA BOOOOO in another show soon or I will stop watching ASAP.
Again thank you for listening.
(I feel better…but I think that is just my medication)
And BTW…. I think Mr. Ray has dingle berries also…he must….no question!
He better be careful putting that paper bag so close to his eye; my father once sliced a piece of his eye off with a paper bag edge. It was one of those brown paper bags with the little ridges at the top.
“WTF happened to Rachael Ray – She used to be cute and F***able – but now… ??? Do you think it was her gross hubby that took her down skank lane?? It would seem so…”
Kevin Kevin Kevin. RayRay was never, ever f-able.