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Food Network Chef Pancake Art
Posted on February 6th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Bill Smith, a diner owner in New Jersey, made a Guy Fieri-shaped pancake on a recent episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. The Food Network was so impressed, they went back to his diner and asked him to re-create a few more chefs. These are the results:

“A” for effort, Bill, but the pancake is not quite as annoying as Guy Fieri. And it looks more like Paul Tuttle Jr. from Orange County Choppers:
A nice representation. I am especially fond of the oversized right ear and prominent jowel lines, though to my untrained eye, the pancake looks more like the lovechild of Adam Gertler and Conan O’Brien.
Yeah, um, back to the drawing board with this one, Bill. It looks like a fridge magnet I made for my mom at camp when I was 6.
A nearly perfect representation of Douche Goldman. Bravo! However, I still would not eat him. Ever.

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    5 Responses

  1. pwkwsfi says:
    February 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    thanks a lot, now I have to try this tomorrow morning. First subject: the Michelin Man.

    Reply
  2. Voula says:
    February 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Is it me or does Bobby Flay look like a cross between Howdy Doody and Chance McGillicuddy ?

    Now Goldman looks as scary as Fonzie did in Happy Days. What a knob.

    As for the pancake guy, maybe Food Network will offer him a weekly show. He has way more talent than many of it’s current stars

    Reply
  3. bananas says:
    February 6, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Oh y’all, but I’ll bet Paula’s pancake will taste good y’all with a stick or two of butter melted on top. And some confectioner’s sugar y’all. Some syrup, and y’all know she’d be good with y’all melted chocolate chips, whipped cream y’all, caramel y’all sauce, and y’all candied pecans just for good y’all measure.
    And a doughnut on the side.

    Y’all. I’d eat it.

    Reply
  4. sandranotlee says:
    February 6, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Paula’s pancake……I still pinch myself wondering if I really remember Paula making a hamburger with a Krispy Kreme donut for a bun, or if it was all a bad, bad dream.

    Reply
  5. chase66441 says:
    December 5, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    sheesh…theyre pancakes, fnh, over critical much?

    Reply

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