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Buddy Valastro on Food Network Cake Challenge
Posted on January 19th 2009 by Jillian Madison

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Every time we turn around, Buddy Valastro is competing in another episode of Food Network’s Cake Challenge. In the past month alone, we’ve seen him making a faulty mechanical Santa cake, 2 amateurish wedding cakes, and a lackluster Disney villain cake. His final products, especially when compared to his competitors, always look like they were made by a 6 year old.

Bottom line: We think it’s time to pack up your fondant and go back home to Hoboken, Buddy. We’re tired of seeing you lose.



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    103 Responses

  1. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo says:

    No kidding! If his skills matched his over blown attitude, he’d take home the $10,000 check..

    Whatta schmuck.

    • Ninja says:

      What is your problem. If you have ever seen the T.V show even you would agree the cakes are amazing. I would like to see you try and complete a great cake in 7 hrs. I dare you. But I think they still look great even for seven hrs

    • kay says:

      ur a schmuck i dare you to go and try to make a cake in five minutes cause i gauntee buddys is better

    • ILoveCakeBoss says:

      You’re dumb!! Buddy is the best baker in all of the New England region or what I would say is the best in the world!!!! He is so inspirational!! I want to be a baker because he that inspirational!!! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!!! You’re just jealous that he is the best baker and you want to be him so yeah why don’t you go run and tell that homeboy!!!!!!!!

  2. Kyle says:

    He could become Charm City Cakes new Creative Director.

    In all seriousness, I would pay him 10 grand to haul off and hit that wicked witch Kerry Vincent just once. Next would be Fatprick Coston, another annoying little turd.

    Love to see either of these “experts” compete in a basic challenge. WhereTF did Fn dig up these judges? A temp pool ?

  3. Buddy Supporter says:

    I am highly insulted by the previous comment, which can only undoubtedly be from a baker wannabee. I would love to know what this loser actually does for a living. Probably sleep all day and is on unemployment if lucky or most likely collecting disability as he is obviously mentally deficient. Buddy and his crew are two very highly skilled and hard working bakers who deserve nothing less than the utmost respect for their work. People wish they could be on TV and had a quarter of the courage to be on the food network, invovled in a live challenge. The problem is most people know it could NEVER happen for them. All can tell when someone is a jealous loser. GET A JOB!!!!!!!

  4. Sasha says:

    “Buddy Supporter” is clearly either Buddy or his cake challenge partner. I’ve been around long enough to know that “ordinary” people who aren’t directly being offended DO NOT GET THAT UPSET or defend someone else that vehemently.

    Welcome to the website, Buddy or Buddy’s partner!

  5. Buddy Supporter says:

    Let me tell you something, Ms. “been around long enough to know”-You know NOTHING. I’m certainly no “ordinary” person and if you had an ounce of respect for hard working people you would be insulted to. Obviously, you’re another non-working loser and you also need to GET A JOB!

  6. Sasha says:

    I have a job, Buddy. Maybe you should be practicing your cake decorating skills instead of leaving comments on websites. Just a thought.

  7. Rita says:

    I recently tuned in to the Food Network Cake Challenge for the first time and saw Buddy Valastro. I was surprised to see the man behind the cake that my family has loved for generations. No party would be complete without an Italian rum cake from Carlo’s Bakery and I am so glad you are continuing the tradition that was created by your father, grandfather, etc…
    It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose a cake challenge, your cakes will still be #1 in Hoboken!

  8. this is the real Buddy Valastro . who ever the supporter was i thank you for your kind words. who ever the others are i am proud of who i am and would never try to hide it. i may not be the best cake artist in the world and i do not know why they always call me back but they do. I have done alot of challanges and definetly got ripped off in a few and a few i definatly should not have one and i am man enough to admot that. As far as my attitude on tv that is exactly it it is tv that is probally why the supporter felt so strongly about what they wrote they probally know the real me and on tv it is not the real me. also people think it is easy to compete and it is not . agian i do not want to sound like a cry baby. well the reason for this reply is 2 things first off watch battle of the brides challange march 22 09 at 8 pm. and the second thing is your prayers have been ansewred i will not do any more challanges after battle of the brides i did one more and that is my last. the reason being is i have my own show on TLC called CAKEBOSS which will air april 19 09 . This show is more about who i really am and what i really do so i hope you all watch so mabey you will know what i am all about. It is like Kerry the make her out to be the biggest bitch and that is far from the truth they also make it out that me and her hate eachother and that is far from the truth. People it is just TV it is not real.

    Thank you
    Buddy Valastro

    P.S. march 25 09 i will be on good morning america between 8 and 9 so check it out

  9. LanaBanana says:

    Coolio! We got ourselves a Buddy! heehee. “People it is just TV it is not real” = best quote, like, ever.

    Buddy, I’ll do my best to check out your shows. Glad you commented here!

  10. Michael Losurdo says:

    Hey Buddy i watched you tonight on Food Network, congratulations. People talk crap about you and they don’t even know you. I am 16 and smarter than these fools. I am also the son of Danny from Tonys Bakery in Hoboken which makes us 3rd cousins haha. I’ll be sure to stop down the bakery with my dad to pick up some apple turnovers. Ciao.

    • Leo says:

      buddy will not see these why do you think that

    • Michael, It is so nice that you responded to Buddy’s comments in such a positive way. Buddy works hard at being the best at his trade and he deserves our appreciation. It helps, too, that you know his work and know him personally. He should be proud to be related to you! Ignore all the comments about the capitalization and grammatical errors. People can just be mean. Buddy should not pay attention to them either! He’s great at what he does, and should be proud, and no one else compares!!

  11. Kyle says:

    Hey Buddy,

    Since when did TV not become real ? I think all the harsh remarks Kerry Vincent levels at you are quite real.

    Sounds like your cousin Michael Losurdo is a real gem.

  12. Camen says:

    I know Buddy personally and I know his work. He is not only a good person, but he is a great and skilled artist and most important a GREAT teacher! he does the best gumpaste roses around and his cakes are delicious and elegant looking…

    He may not have done well in prior challenges but on the Battle of the Brides Cake Challenge he K-I-C-K-E-D But!!

  13. [...] Buddy Valastro – the Susan Lucci of the Food Network – finally won a Cake Challenge. It’s about damn time. [...]

  14. omar says:

    hola buddy soy omar nieto de luigui valastro nacido italia cataña accitreza .emigraron a la argentina 1918 igual q su hermano salvador valastro que emigro a texas mismo año.a nosotros nos contactamos con lauren valastro hija de antoño ellos son de texas . si tenemos algun parentesco escribime saludos atte

  15. Nikki says:

    In my opinion, I think Buddy is here for a reason. He obviously has the talent to keep you watching, even if it’s only to have something to complain about. It is completely uncalled for to trash someone for trying to carry on his family traditions. Give the man the credit he deserves! Thank you Buddy for your inspiration and I hope to one day have the privilege of having you create a wedding cake for me even if it means driving from RI!

  16. Edie P says:

    I LOVE “Cake Boss”! It’s not easy being in charge & trying to please others. I know. Been there, done it! My husband & I watch it whenever it’s on. I’m now trying my hand at decorating cakes. I’ll never be great but I’ll have fun trying. Love ya Buddy & Family

  17. Jesus Christ says:

    Buddy, How hard is it to use spell check or ask someone that has graduated the 6th grade to proof read anything you’re writing….you’re a fat moron , your entire show is staged, your accent is fake and i’d like to smack the ever loving shit out of you.

    PS your kid has 1 big eyebrow

    • Buddy Is Awesome says:

      u are a total ass cause honestly why the fuck would u say something like that!!! U cant do better than buddy hes a pro and ask the people who buy cakes from him there delicious and BEAUTIFUL!! but u wouldnt know that term beautiful would you?! and id like to smack the EVER loving shit out of YOU!

    • I'll get a name says:

      Your clearly being inappropriate.
      And no. You’re not Jesus Christ.
      And you are jealous. If you can’t bake cakes that good. Why not try something else, that is also, useful, funny, humane. Why not? BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE THAT! I am guessing you just watched the show, and didn’t knew anything else.

  18. Pats says:

    Hi all. Also 2 things. JC what is up with the name? That is not how the real Jesus Christ would talk or act. Grow up and use a better name. Satan comes to mind???!!!
    Truth is yes Buddy, your spelling could use some work. Though you do sound as you type. I love your show and loved watching you on the Challenges. I wll be taking some classes on cake decorating because of you. I will never ever be as creative as you, but hopefully i can make a bit of money as a side business, since we lost hours at my work. Keep up the great work and ignore the naysayers. Love you and your family!!

  19. Bridget Sweeney says:

    Dear you foodnetwork people.Maybe you should think before you are sooooo mean to buddy valastro.He,if you HAVEN’T NOTICED,now has a TV show called Cake Boss and is now getting over a hundred thousand veiws per week.Next time you talk SMACK about Buddy you should consider going to TLC and looking at the episodes.They have cakes better then anyone on Food Network or any of you people could ever make.

  20. jesus christ says:

    BUDDY ONLY MAKES THE BULLSHIT CAKES…..ALL THE AMAZING ONES ARE DONE BY ARTISTS HE HIRES TO SCULPT AND CREATE EVERYTHING.

    • Julia says:

      And how do you know? Buddy can do what he has the girls who sculpt the stuff do. How do you think they learned do to that? From Buddy of course! Duh! And if you actually watched more then one episode you would find that he sometimes has to do cakes himself in one hour because of how other people mess up. Buddy is genius and honestly, much more talented then the girls, even though they are way talented.

  21. brittney says:

    wow, everyone bashing buddy..cough cough JC, theres no need to bash his kids as well buddy himself. you have an aopinion thats fine you either like him or dont. but you dont need to be calling him names like a 4 year old..grow up!!! he makes amazing cakes and does his job fine! so back off get a life and if you keep spitting up in the air its only going to come back down in your face.

  22. Angela says:

    I am an Italian-American also. My parents moved to America from Italy. So, I am very well assure of how loud us Italians can be. There are many fights among my family also. Hey what can I say! I am very proud of Buddy for being on the Food Networks Challenge’s. His cakes are amazing! So, it doesn’t matter if he didn’t win them. He is an amazing cake artist. I would say he is one of the best. The bakery is obviously doing great seeing how it has been around since 1910 and it is now 2009. So people really need to learn to respect!
    ~Sincerely,
    ~Angela Ferrari

  23. Nicole says:

    Are most of you people nuts? Have you seen Cake Boss? Buddy seems to be sweet, down to earth, and certainly madly talented! Have you seen the Tower of Pisa cake? Ugh…I can’t stand haters who only have negative things to say – try being positive it is SO much more fun!

  24. marcia says:

    WELL, I THINK THAT BUDDY IS A VERY TALENTED CAKE DECORATOR…HE ALSO HAS ALOT OF TALENTED PEOPLE WORKING FOR HIM…OFCOURSE HE NEEDS A TEAM…EVERY CAKE DECORATOR DOES…HE CAN’T DO EVERYTHING HIMSELF IT IS HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE….HE HAS A BUSINESS…BUT HE IS THE “BOSS” THE “CAKEBOSS”. I CAN ONLY SAY THAT HIS CAKES ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN. I USED TO WATCH THE FOODNETWORK’S CAKE SHOWS BUT NOW THAT THE “CAKEBOSS” IS ON…I ONLY WATCH THAT…I HAVE A BLAST WITH ALL THEY DO ON THE SHOW AND ENJOY WATCHING HOW EVERY CAKE TURNS OUT…AND YOU KNOW WHAT?..BUDDY GETS CHALLENGED EVERYDAY AND ALWAYS WINS WITH HIS CREATIONS…SO KEEP IT UP BUDDY!!! I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY MY FAMILY AND I GET TO TASTE YOUR WONDERFUL CAKES AND PASTRIES….WE LOVE HIS SHOW. GOD BLESS HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

  25. Angela says:

    Hi, It’s Angela again. I think all of you who have been writing horrible comments on here I only have one thing to say to you… vaffanculo. Also everyone who has wrote a mean comment on here about Buddy Valastro is a figlio di puttana. Let me guess, you don’t know what they mean, well they are in Italian so go look them up!
    ~Sincerely,
    ~Angela Ferrari

  26. marcia says:

    WOW,,,,,I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MANY HATERS THERE ARE IN THIS WORLD…YOU KNOW WHAT BUDDY’S KIDS ARE GOOD LOOKING KIDS THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR PARENTS….I THINK BUDDY IS HANDSOME AND HIS WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL…THOSE KIDS HAVE GOOD GENES…SO KEEP YOUR BAD COMMENTS TO YOURSELVES…MEAN ASSHOLES…YOU MUST BE BUTT UGLY….AND YOU CAN’T STAND IT….YOU CAN’T STAND OTHER PEOPLE’S SUCCESS…SO YOU HAVE TO RAIN ON THEIR PARADE, HUH?!!! SO TO THE VALASTROS…YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO AND KEEP MAKING AMERICA HAPPY…BECAUSE YOU REALLY DO….SO MORE POWER TO YOU…AND GOD BLESS
    SINCERELY, MARCIA

  27. Ferd says:

    Posting with “caps lock” on doesn’t make a post any more intelligible.

  28. Kim H says:

    Marcia/Angela

    Get a grip.

  29. Tatiana says:

    @Marcia/Angela Schizophrenia is treatable, but you have to stay on your meds. Not to mention it’s pretty ironic and hypocritical how hateful you are being to the “haters”.

  30. DesignerJeans says:

    Shrugs.

    I’m waiting for what Peter, Bobby, Jan, Cindy and Greg have to say about this site before I start to take Marcia seriously.

  31. Silvio says:

    Buddy not only is a way better baker than Goldman, he could probably kick the living crap out of him in a street scuffle.\
    That would be bigger, better, that would be awesome to see Duff Goldman get his clocked cleaned by Buddy Valastro. If he could swat Kerry Vincent in the same episode that would be kind of good too.

  32. Buddy Valestro Lover says:

    I love Buddy. Me and my friend wanna marry him! We think he’s hot and shut up people cuz he is the best and you know it. Honestly, I wanna c u make a cake as good Buddy’s! We wanna meet him (hopefully he’s sees this) but we might pass out cuz of his awesomeness!!!!!!

  33. Julie says:

    I cannot believe some of you writing these awful things. If you can’t be supportive then its best to keep your mouth shut. My family loves Cake Boss and my little girl adores Buddy. You can tell this is a wonderful family and Buddy has the biggest heart. Why would anybody get on here and put down someone who was trying so hard in the first place? He is the one with his own TV show now isn’t he. You show be respectful that this is a family business and he is trying to carry on his father’s legacy. Buddy if you do read this I hope you know we think you are wonderful and your first episode brought me to tears when you were talking about your dad. My dad is very ill and I know his time is limited and I wonder how you got through it. God Bless!

  34. macie potter says:

    HEY! BUDDY ROCKS! check out his show and you’d know..thats right..HE HAS A SHOW! do u have a show? NO! SO SHUT UP!!

    this is BOCRAP!

  35. Jun says:

    Cake Boss is comedy gold. In nearly every episode, either Buddy or somebody on his crew screws up so royally that it almost seems rigged for television! Cakes falling apart, somebody dropping a cake down the stairs, allowing a Bridezilla to destroy a cake, letting cannoli filling spoil, etc. Either Carlo’s Bakery is being run by the biggest group of boobs on the planet, or they have a great script writer with an eye for comedy.

  36. Bork Bork says:

    Jun aren’t they from NJ? if so it is par for the course.

  37. Jun says:

    @Bork Bork. Touché.

  38. HeckSpawn says:

    Hey Buddy! My Wife thinks you robbed the cradle when you married your Wife (I robbed one too, BTW). I said she was in her late 20′s, Wife thinks she’s in her early 20′s. I probably have a cake running on this…

    Great show, at any rate. We’ve put in a pin for Hoboken as a stop when we get back that way. Hopefully, I’ll pick up my winnings.

  39. HeckSpawn says:

    I’m the wife of Heckspawn and I got to say that Buddy has the most phenomenal patience I’ve ever seen! He’s got the patience of a gradeschool teacher! The way you handled the bridezilla OMG! Bravo, you can’t be anything but a good person when you still make a second cake for someone like that.

  40. Bork Bork says:

    Is Angela Ferrari a stage name? BaddaBing?

  41. Robert Whiddden says:

    I just wish they would have new chefs try out for these challenges. They seem to have the same people over and over again. It’s always that bald guy..and he wins 9 out of ten times! I guarantee you if they had on Ron Ben-Israel or Colette Peters on the show, either one of them would take home the prize more than a few times!

  42. Sara says:

    That comment is a load of crap.. he dopesnt suck at the cakes he makes and it a bitvh move to say that he does. obviously he is quite successful due to his own accomplishments and hes more famous with his Cake Boss show than you as the author are in this article. Your so wrong and i hope you find another hobbie cause bashing good cake decorators isn’t gonna hold up for long so just shut up and find a real career

  43. j says:

    i see people have brought up the word “respect” over here as they try to defend buddy…

    I’m usually the last person to bring this up but its gotten to a point where im disgusted. i’m one of those that has seen the godfather a million times n hate when people say they wont watch the godfather cause it makes people think all italians are in the mob.

    i just saw the episode where he baked a cake for the italian social club. Buddy goes, “I’m glad i didnt get whacked” (as well as a few other comments) WTF! cause they’re Italian theyll “whack” you if they dont like your cake? no! they wouldnt pay you! this isnt the sopranos buddy.

    why cant there be any italian on tv that doesnt relate italians to the mafia?

  44. Sonia Garcia says:

    DAMN BUDDY I AINT GONA LIE I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME AND MAN U ARE CUTE ASS HELL TOO BAD YOUR MARRIED…. LOVIN THE SHOW!

    LOVE,
    SONIA GARCIA

  45. Ashlyn says:

    i have never watched buddy on food network challenge, but from what i DO watch on cake boss…buddy is AMAZING at making cakes. i’ve watched cake boss and ace of cakes one after another and i’ve come to the conclusion that charm city cakes has blind people working there. :)

  46. Shardo Namste says:

    I love the way these elitist Caucasians are making fun of ethnic Buddy Valastro. You are a ll a bunch of racist snobs. And Charm City Cakes? Go on their website- they don’t make a cake under $1000. All that fun and charm on thier TV show is a scam.
    Go Buddy and Food Network and its’ supporters can eat my………

  47. Manola Derga says:

    Ace of Cakes is a sham. Duff whatever is only interested in making money. If you log onto their website, Charm City Cakes does not even allow the public to enter its’ premises.
    Oh and has anyone noticed that thier is not one person of color who works for Charm City Cakes.
    You can all go F yourselves….two times.
    Cake Boss is so much better than Ace of Cakes, it’s not even funny.

  48. Michelle says:

    Why is this comment wall so dramatic?
    If you don’t like Buddy, why are you wasting your time on here? Do you think it will make other people dislike him, or maybe that the show will go out of production?
    Seriously, what are you trying to prove? A lack of decency?
    It’s really as simple as this: speak your mind and move along. There is no sense in showing how truly lifeless you must be.

  49. jessica says:

    BUDDY ROCKS!!!!!!!!

    I love his show, The drama the pranks they pull and how much they have fun doing the cakes its amazing they can make the hole thing work its,. it just goes to show at how much they work together and how much they care and love each other some people may say bad things but really can YOU make a cake like buddy and every one eles can? didnt think so if so then why dont you have your own show?….humm lets ponder for a moment why you dont… lol anyways my point is they are amazing they do amazing work and for buddy to keep them motivated and to keep things going the way things go it pretty crazy…and ofcours there is the rest of the people who help keep the downstairs and the people controlled its also amazing, i will always love cake boss not just buddy but everyone who is involved!!

  50. jessica says:

    Oh P.S and how much buddy cares about the cakes and the cakes the people are made for now that is some one who cares about his work and the people he dose the work for!

  51. njad1 says:

    buddy cake is great,he try his best because he want people to know him is th best cake maker ever , keep trying man ! ^_^

  52. jessica` says:

    Holy WOW! I’m shocked to read some of these comments. I really like Buddy and his show…at least from what I can tell on tv, he’s a nice guy. I agree that the show is slightly staged, but that’s ok. I’m just there to see the awesome cakes anyway.

    Just can’t believe that people can hate some guy like him so much. Don’t you have rapists and murderers to direct some of that hostility to? wow.

  53. Sharlit says:

    Okay,
    I love Buddy and his show. No offense but try to be nicer. Dont be so mean! Cake Boss is my fav show of all time. If you dont like him, dont look at pictures of him an stuff and dont leave a mean comment.

  54. Buddy Is Awesome says:

    F*** OFF BUDDY IS THE TOP CAKE DESIGNER HONESTLY AND I REAALLLLLY THINK U CANT PULL OFF THE CAKES HE”S DONE!!!! SO TRY TO BE BETTER THAN BUDDY BUT U CANT CAUSE YOU’LL FAIL!!!!!! he is a really good cake designer so keep doing what ur good at buddy!

  55. Mariah says:

    OMG I love Cake Boss!!!! It makes me laugh so hard!! I even have it set up to record all new episodes. Everyone just needs to stop being rude to Buddy, or keep their nasty comments to themselves thank you very much :) KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BUDDY!!!!

  56. Lava says:

    EAST OR WEST ….
    BUDDY’s THE BEST!

  57. Leo says:

    Buddy is so good at making cake whoever is saying nasty comments about Buddy is like saying it to yourself grow up alot whoever does Buddy is like 100x better than those other people on that show and you must watch cake boss with him in it to it is my 100% favorite show of all time screw you if you do not like him

  58. Moe says:

    I LOVE BUDDY I LOVE HIS SHOW AND CAN ANY OF YOU WHO ARE TALKING DOWN ON HIM EVEN DO ANY OF WHAT HE DOES HE IS REALLY GOOD AND IS A ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GET OUTTA HERE!HAHA

  59. amanda says:

    wtf? Buddy Valastro is the most talanted cake decorator I have EVER seen and I have seen a lot of beautiful cakes on the cake challenges

  60. Julia says:

    First off, all you who critize Buddy should just be quiet. Can you make a cake like he does? When you can, then you can talk like that. But until, I suggest you keep your mouth shut. Buddy is amazing, no matter what you say. His cakes are spectacular, even the ones he does in the challenges for only 7-8 hours. And if you have ever been near his bakery, there is a line to even get in. It is out the door, up the street, everywhere. The place is packed. I guarentee you, that all you are just jealous because he is more talented then you and he has his own show. Oh, and Buddy has one a challenge before, FYI.

    • Sara says:

      I “guarentee” you I’m not jealous. Especially not of your spelling ability.

    • Carrie says:

      Haha, nice comment!!! I agree with you COMPLETELY!!!! Buddy is a great guy, his cakes are AMAZING, and i bet their cakes couldn’t compare at all, like you said!!!! :D Yeah, his lines are like all the way to the next block!!! wow, I don’t understand how someone could say something like that about him!!!!!!!!!!

  61. Dick Black says:

    No question who is the superior cake artist. Valastro has probably forgotten more about cake or pastry making than Goldman will ever know. Valastro’s decorators make Charm City decorators look like beginners.

    Aside , he runs a real bakery with heavy walk in traffic. He does a wholesale business as well.

    His show on the other hand is pretty lame.

  62. Joan Brandt says:

    Why is it so hard to find the winner of the Cake Challenge
    that took place on April 16, 2010? I can find the
    Cake Challenge but it’s all about some cake loser
    and his awful cakes.

    I’m looking because my boss at work said the winning cake
    was to die for. Please help me find it.

    Thanks, Joan Brandt

  63. I like Buddy Valastro and am impressed with his ability to design and make fantastic cakes and other pastries. He is down to Earth and humbled by his ability to make others smile. Buddy’s designs are thoroughly thought out and put together by him and his team. My only complaint is I wish his shop were closer to where I live so my family and I could enjoy the scrumptious fruits of his labor!

    • Kelly says:

      You are so right i dont know what there talking about how could you say anything mean to an amazing cake artist

  64. Carrie says:

    Hello!!! okay, well i’m not sure if this is going to the person that wrote that comment about Buddy Valastro, but whoever it is going to, I would like to say something… Why would you say that about Buddy and his cakes? I don’t want to be mean or sound harsh but seriously, it’s really mean, and i don’t agree with it at all! That’s my opinion, but i would like to know why you feel that way? First, his cakes are AMAZING!!!! Made by a six year old??? His cakes look like they are worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars, which they are!!!!! Also, Buddy’s cakes are just as good as anybody else in the contest! Personally, I did not understand why he didn’t win! Second, it’s really not a good thing to say that stuff about him, considering how nice he is!!! He is a GREAT guy! We know him, he wouldn’t say anything like that about your cakes! Third, I know you probably didn’t mean this in the kind of way it sounds like, but saying ” pack up your fondant and go back to Hoboken ” can be very offensive to him, and also to me, considering I am from NJ!!! But I just wanted to state my opinion here, but i think Buddy is a great guy, and an EXTREMELY talented guy!!!! And whoever wrote that comment, I would like to know how YOUR cakes would look compared to Buddy’s!!!!!!

  65. kay says:

    this isnt fun at all because if he didnt put any hard work in a cake it would end up like you did it in five seconds so back off becausde if ths is suposse to be humor its not funny

  66. neelam says:

    Wow, I am glad buddy wrote to us. I love you buddy I respect you greatly you are hard working and family oriented person, I’m sure your dad must be proud of you from above. People are just jealous of your success don’t take people comments to heart just do what you love doing best. I love watching your show its very impressive and entertaining, I always tune to your show on TLC and Food Network. A comment about Kerry Vincient, I feel she is a racist and doesnt seem to like other races. I find her personality to be very rude and ignorant. Shes not fair in decided who the winner is. Just keep it real, you must be proud not just anyone can be on Oprah, you deserve it. All the best of wishes to you and your family Neelam from Canada

  67. Way says:

    why are you hating on a person who can make cakes better than you?

  68. amanda says:

    i love cake boss and he’s amazing at what he does. he’s also a nice guy and loves his family so much. a pleasure to watch and id love for him to make me a cake anytime.

  69. Gilly says:

    i love buddy his cakes r awesome i am really impressed. i meen did u see that life-size car cake? buddy works hard and gets great rewards. i should have you know i am i am number 1 fan of his show and (want to b) a costemer. fudge off people! buddy works hard so give him a break

  70. nobe says:

    he is great and yall dont noe what yall saying

  71. Jas says:

    you haters should just shut up…buddy’s the best and very passionate abt his work..you guys just jealous…. go get a life!

  72. buddybeliver says:

    ok if buddy is so bad then why does he have his own tv show and you don’t? buddy is amazing just watch his teqnique with the drop-lines in wedding cakes they are BEAUTIFUL! buddy is my idol and nothing will change! he is THE BOSS!and i went to his bakery and he is such a great guy even if i didnt meet him he has pictures of his family EVERYWHERE! and he did that make a wish charity he is amazing and if you can tell him stuff on here then go tell it to his face after you watch him make one of his fabulous cakes and on other cake shows im like this is oviously not as good as buddy because they make amatuer mistakes. I <3 BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -CHANTELLE

  73. Buddy's Number One Fan says:

    You can all curl up in a hole and cry! Buddy is my idol and is amazing. If he “sucks so bad” then why is he now known as the Cake Boss?! I have seen him make a cake BLINDFOLDED and do better than any of you can do after years of culinary school! Do any of you even watch any cake shows? Buddy has so much more heart than any other baker out there! I LLLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE BUDDY!!!!
    -Me

  74. Buddy Fan Forever says:

    I love Buddy’s show as much as the next fan and was shocked when this came up. I can’t believe the nerve of these people! So many haters, it’s unbelievable! Buddy himself came on here and was totaly honest, and people were commenting on his grammer. Don’t listen to this stuff Buddy, you’re awesome and all your fans know it.

  75. Buddy Lover says:

    Buddy is great how you can say that he cant make cakes and that his work looks like a six year old did it makes you a six year old. Buddy is a great guy and an even better cake artist. Have you ever seen his show?????? He could bake cakes better than you ever could!!!!!!!!!!1

  76. me says:

    DQ makes better cakes

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  78. FUCKING PATHETIC says:

    YOU GUYS NEED FUCKING LIVES INSTEAD OF GETTING SOME KIND OF ENJOYMENT OUT OF BASHING OTHERS. jesus fucking christ he makes cakes for a living do you really need to pick and stab at everything he fucking does. IF HE HAS A TELEVISION SHOW OBVIOUSLY HES GOOD AT MAKING CAKES DERRR

  79. Buddys#1Fan says:

    thts crap………now he has the #1 show on tlc and he eventually won….so ha ha!!! i bet hes way better thn u!!!! and if u dont want to see him on it….simply dont watch it!!!

  80. Marie Roedell says:

    Who could knock Buddy’s talent! And he is more than talent, he’s also heart! While other cake designers are in it for MONEY MONEY MONEY he is doing it to build his FATHERS name, help people and give something back to his hometown!!! I think those who bad mouth him are just jealous!!!

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