Archives for "January, 2009"

Posted by FNH Staff on 31st January 2009
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Rachael Ray Is Obnoxious (Parody Of Fergie’s Glamorous)

Our very first original video! This one’s for you, Rach. OBNOXIOUS (Rachael Ray) Music by Fergie, lyrics written & performed by Jillian and Michelle Madison If you ain’t got EVOO take your broke ass home If you ain’t got EVOO take your broke ass home O-b-n-o-x-i-o-u-s, yeah O-b-n-o-x-i-o-u-s We eatin’ low class, on 40 a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th January 2009
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If Rachael Ray Were President…

IF RACHAEL RAY WERE PRESIDENT… The Miranda Rights would be rewritten to include: “You have the right to EVOO; if you can not afford a bottle of EVOO, one will be provided for you…” IF RACHAEL RAY WERE PRESIDENT… The White House staff uniform would be a leotard shirt tucked into a pair of mom [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th January 2009
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Photos: Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Magazine Launch Party

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Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th January 2009
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If Sandra Lee Bought A Label Maker…

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th January 2009
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The Guy Fieri Doucheometer

We all know Guy Fieri is a douche. Sometimes, he is a bigger douch than others. Due to this unpredictability, we’ve come up with a handy Guy Fieri Doucheometer that scientifically measures the level of douche in each photograph. Enjoy. . . .


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