Archives for "December, 2008"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th December 2008
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TOP 10 FOOD NETWORK ANSWERS: 10. So it wouldn’t end up in Isaboo’s bowl of NUTRISH. 9. It got word Paula Deen just bought a bottle of Marsala wine. 8. It wanted no part of Sandra Lee’s “FAJITA TABLESCAPE” 7. Because Guy Fieri was approaching – and he [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th December 2008
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CLOSE TO ZERO: Food Network Edition

1. Chance you’ll be able to replicate that Alton Brown recipe: CLOSE TO ZERO! 2. Weight (in ounces) of Bobby Flay’s balls: CLOSE TO ZERO! 3. Chance Rachael Ray washed that carrot: CLOSE TO ZERO! 4. Chance Barefoot Contessa is really barefoot: CLOSE TO ZERO! 5. How much work Duff Goldman does on each episode [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th December 2008
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Merry Christmas from Sandra Lee

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Posted by FNH Staff on 12th December 2008
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New Ben & Jerry’s Celebrity Ice Cream Flavors

Ben & Jerry’s recently announced they’ve created a new flavor of ice cream, called Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road, in honor of the legendary Elton John. In honor of this new flavor, we here at Food Network Humor would like to make some new “famous flavor” suggestions to the folks at Ben & Jerry’s: 1. Lindsay [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 4th December 2008
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Rachael Ray’s CORN PORN Video (SFW)

Tipster JEN alerted me to this video of Rachael Ray “threading corn.” Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?


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